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Posted: **Sat Jul 03, 2004 1:28 pm**

IF SO!! THEN EAT MY STEEL TO BOOT!!!!!!!! HAHAHA!!!!!*KICKS IN MOUTH AND ALL WALLACE'S TEETH FALL OUT AND HE DIES INSTANTLY FROM SHOCK*

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Posted: **Sat Jul 03, 2004 1:29 pm**

*pushes aside the dummy GG kicked* Hello.

*raises katana and in one quick slice GG's head is severed.*

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Posted: **Sat Jul 03, 2004 1:34 pm**

*grows another head maraculously and vaporizes wallace with one shot of my new vaporizer gun*

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Posted: **Sat Jul 03, 2004 1:37 pm**

*jumps from a 100 story building lands with a very large electric plasma lazer generating gun*

I will save the day! Hmm, how do you turn this thing on... oh yeah, the red button.

*blasts everything in sight with plasma*

Hmm I hope nobody got hurt. I'll try putting the dial to 2 now.

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Posted: **Sat Jul 03, 2004 1:40 pm**

but i still walk away with minnie, because u shot canada, and i was in usa, *builds an electro-magnetic forcefield around the USA (they trap plasma)

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Posted: **Sat Jul 03, 2004 1:42 pm**

Did I miss something?

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Posted: **Sat Jul 03, 2004 1:43 pm**

Minnie wrote: Did I miss something?

read the whole thing, my darling.

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Posted: **Sat Jul 03, 2004 1:45 pm**

goalguarder12 wrote: read the whole thing, my darling.

darling?

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Posted: **Sat Jul 03, 2004 1:47 pm**

sorry, i killed everyone, else, so i just thought... sorry.

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Posted: **Sat Jul 03, 2004 1:49 pm**

goalguarder12 wrote: sorry, i killed everyone, else, so i just thought... sorry.

I know it's all in fun Goal..relax...and if everyone else on the planet was dead then you could call me darling

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Posted: **Sat Jul 03, 2004 1:52 pm**

Minnie wrote: I know it's all in fun Goal..relax...and if everyone else on the planet was dead then you could call me darling

YAY!!!!!! but whould you continue the human race with me??? or just die???

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Posted: **Sat Jul 03, 2004 7:11 pm**

goalguarder12 wrote: YAY!!!!!! but whould you continue the human race with me??? or just die???

* a bolt of lightning crashes from the sky and Will Wallace comes back to life*

You thought you had me, eh?

*the Black Pearl materializes out of nowhere. Wallace draws out his gun and shoots Goal in the heart, killing it instantly. Then he grabs Minnie, and and holds on to a rope, then swings aboard. The Pearl sails off into the fog*

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Posted: **Sat Jul 03, 2004 8:05 pm**

William Wallace wrote: * a bolt of lightning crashes from the sky and Will Wallace comes back to life*

You thought you had me, eh?

*the Black Pearl materializes out of nowhere. Wallace draws out his gun and shoots Goal in the heart, killing it instantly. Then he grabs Minnie, and and holds on to a rope, then swings aboard. The Pearl sails off into the fog*

Sorry, GG. Will pulled the pirate card...nobody beats a pirate. Especially not a Johnny Depp pirate.

Except maybe a NINJA!!!!! *dramatic pause*

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Posted: **Sat Jul 03, 2004 11:37 pm**

William Wallace wrote: * a bolt of lightning crashes from the sky and Will Wallace comes back to life*

You thought you had me, eh?

*the Black Pearl materializes out of nowhere. Wallace draws out his gun and shoots Goal in the heart, killing it instantly. Then he grabs Minnie, and and holds on to a rope, then swings aboard. The Pearl sails off into the fog*

hey!!! I SAID NO REINCARNATIONS!!!!!!!!!! CHEATER!!!!!!!

* pulls out ninja wistle and blows on and ninjas come and dystroy wallace* *pulls ninja card*

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Posted: **Sun Jul 04, 2004 12:34 am**

I have a question...what does any of this have to do with eanie meanie miney mo??

Watch out cuz you will get busted..

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Posted: **Sun Jul 04, 2004 1:18 am**

goalguarder12 wrote: hey!!! I SAID NO REINCARNATIONS!!!!!!!!!! CHEATER!!!!!!!

* pulls out ninja wistle and blows on and ninjas come and dystroy wallace* *pulls ninja card*

*looks back and sees GG and some ninja idiots beating up on a sex doll*

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Posted: **Sun Jul 04, 2004 2:30 am**

*shoots those eye messing up contacts out of wallace's eyes and wallace sees that i really have a big bunch of ninja's ready to attack him, and they kill him in a pretty pathetic battle for wallace. he dies. once again, checks if he is really wallace and if he is really dead. which he is. then he prays ONCE AGAIN!!!!! to ask god if wallace will ever be reincarnated. and god says no, THE PERSON WHOSE NICKNAME ON A WEBSITE CALLED ANYTHING FORUMS.COM IS WILLIAM WALLACE, WILL NEVER, EVER, EVER!!!!!!!! BE REINCARNATED NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS!!!! HE WILL STAY DEAD FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

*walks away with minnie, and makes fragged eat a grenade. then kills everyone else on earth so he can call minnie ,darling*

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Posted: **Sun Jul 04, 2004 4:58 pm**

goalguarder12 wrote: *shoots those eye messing up contacts out of wallace's eyes and wallace sees that i really have a big bunch of ninja's ready to attack him, and they kill him in a pretty pathetic battle for wallace. he dies. once again, checks if he is really wallace and if he is really dead. which he is. then he prays ONCE AGAIN!!!!! to ask god if wallace will ever be reincarnated. and god says no, THE PERSON WHOSE NICKNAME ON A WEBSITE CALLED ANYTHING FORUMS.COM IS WILLIAM WALLACE, WILL NEVER, EVER, EVER!!!!!!!! BE REINCARNATED NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS!!!! HE WILL STAY DEAD FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

*walks away with minnie, and makes fragged eat a grenade. then kills everyone else on earth so he can call minnie ,darling*

*Vishnu grants Will and Fragged another reincarnation and they come back to life*

In case you're wondering he's one of the many armed hindu gods, see Drunk rant for example.

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Posted: **Sun Jul 04, 2004 5:14 pm**

*red squirrel lands in the middle of no where*

Man that pilot can't drive. Anyway, what's with all this blood and killing? Can I join?

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Posted: **Sun Jul 04, 2004 5:41 pm**

Red Squirrel wrote: *red squirrel lands in the middle of no where*

Man that pilot can't drive. Anyway, what's with all this blood and killing? Can I join?

Sure, you could bite off some heads and give people rabies.

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Posted: **Sun Jul 04, 2004 6:09 pm**

Don't have rabies, but sure I'll bite heads off, well I usually go for the nuts first, then I wait then go for the head.

*everyone runs away*

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Posted: **Mon Jul 05, 2004 12:59 am**

quit talking about my

,

!

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Posted: **Mon Jul 05, 2004 12:59 am**

William Wallace wrote: *Vishnu grants Will and Fragged another reincarnation and they come back to life*

In case you're wondering he's one of the many armed hindu gods, see Drunk rant for example.

tisk tisk, wallace, my god that i prayed to can see into the future!!!! and he saw that no one would reincrarnate you!! not evern another god, you loser-freak.

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Posted: **Mon Jul 05, 2004 1:00 am**

fragged one wrote: quit talking about my , !

What are you referring too? Can you repeat that without all the

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Posted: **Mon Jul 05, 2004 1:01 am**

goalguarder12 wrote: tisk tisk, wallace, my god that i prayed to can see into the future!!!! and he saw that no one would reincrarnate you!! not evern another got, you loser-freak.

the god i pray to (nibiru) sees the future too, and he saw this:

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