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MrSelf wrote: probably because the grail runs long versus short(the grain runs the length of the rice, rather that the width)

Do that make sense?

dsadfajsdfjew.....

Are you Captain Barbossa?

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I was in an alternate universe! !

What's the meaning of life?

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MrSelf wrote: I was in an alternate universe! !

What's the meaning of life?

bedding Emma Watson *hermione*

Who killed the Mockingbird?

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The Sparrow did.

Why is my left big toe numb?

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Because you are using the computer.

Why is the?

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Digital Scyther wrote: Because you are using the computer.

Why is the?

It's just another permutation of the quadratic formula, really.

Is the moon really made of cheese? If so, what KIND of cheese? And is it smelly?



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no, it's made of WW's dandruff. it's VERY smelly.

why am i participating in this game?

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Magic wrote: no, it's made of WW's dandruff.  it's VERY smelly.

why am i participating in this game?

because you touch yourself at night.

Drive or walk?

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William Wallace wrote: because you touch yourself at night.

Drive or walk?

definitely flying. The hardest part is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he was on acid and being 'actively encouraged' with an electric cattle prod?


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who's holding the cattle prod???? a playboy model??? dominatrix??? it all depends.


who's YOUR DADDY!!!???

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goalguarder12 wrote: who's holding the cattle prod???? a playboy model??? dominatrix??? it all depends.
who's YOUR DADDY!!!???

Same as yours. At least, that's what mom says. She's probably lying. I'm still hoping I was adopted and my real father is someone rich and/or famous.

What's a motto?



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the bottom of a cup of mott's apple sauce.

what is the meaning of this?

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manadren wrote: the bottom of a cup of mott's apple sauce.

what is the meaning of this?

this ( P ) pron. pl. these

1. Used to refer to the person or thing present, nearby, or just mentioned: This is my cat. These are my tools.
2. Used to refer to what is about to be said: Now don't laugh when you hear this.
3. Used to refer to the present event, action, or time: said he'd be back before this.
4. Used to indicate the nearer or the more immediate one: This is mine and that is yours.


Why's the sky blue?

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Cause the store was out of red paint.

What kind of taxes are you looking forward to?

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It's stained with the blue blood of a thousand angels who lost their lives in the great sin war.

Why is an angel's blood blue anyway?

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Cause I replied to her question before you did.

Why do all those crazy rubber monsters attack Japan, anyways?

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Because I came on my pants.

Yay or nay?

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that would be 'yes, your father actually was the garbageman and not the milkman like your mother has told you all of these years'

Would it be considered cruel and unusual punishment forcing prisoners to endure back-to-back large screen viewings of Titanic (1997 version) and Pearl Harbor?

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Cisco_Kid wrote: that would be 'yes, your father actually was the garbageman and not the milkman like your mother has told you all of these years'

Would it be considered cruel and unusual punishment forcing prisoners to endure back-to-back large screen viewings of Titanic (1997 version) and Pearl Harbor?

Uhhhh....MY BRAIN HURTS!

Pirates, Ninjas, or ninja pirates!?

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Pie!

What's beneath the surface?

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Porn

Is the sky really blue?

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I did the math, and as it turns out, 42.

What would you name your kangaroo?

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Penguin

Do you slide?

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I like haybales.

Whats with this water stuff anyway?

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It was put here by aliens.

Whaaaa?

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