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liquid nitrogen accident occures, which is most likely because of the situation, which involves passing 6 barb wire fences (no problem for squirrels, but when you're carrying big cylinders it's a biggie!) and 3 of them are electric. They take a break and sit down on their tanks and discuss what they will do, and notice a...

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lake nearby. "I've got it! We'll drop the ruptured tanks in the lake, and the liquid nitrogen will freeze the water immediately next to the hole, forming a seal." Which seemed all well and good at the time, except for the fact that...

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It would break the purpose of actually bringing the tanks accross the 6 fences, and whatever that wall is on the other side. Suddently, Red says "Hey, check out that big transformer! I was wondering where that 1 000 000 voltage was coming from! If we make a short, it will cause a killer magnetic feild and the fence will rip apart! Works better with DC, so I brought this 0.5 volt diode. Anyone want a hook it up?" And they all get to work, so far noone get's zapped, even with all the wires sticking out all over, then suddently...

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Red realizes, that with all that voltage, they could throw together a make-shift arc-welder to fix the tanks! So with the tanks fixed, and the fence ripped to shreds, they prepare to enter the complex, when suddenly...

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Bit bender apears on the scene, fat and mean, with a machine gun, which Red had previously "fixed" to make it shoot water, only heknows so he runs up to Bit Bender and the others try to stop him since they are scared he goes wild with his gun, then he shoots and only water comes out, then Red...

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with a modified liguid nitrogen sprayer in one hand and a flame thrower in the other, decides to give Bit Bender a massive case of "heat creep"

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One side of bit bender is frozen and the other size is on fire. Then, he switches sides, this causes a big reaction as suddent tempature changes of 200 degrees are made within seconds, bit bender literally explodes in small chunks and is dead, instantly. They walk around the remains, eating some on their way, and enter the main building, to be confronted by...

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Bit Bender's Evil twin!!! Welll, not an identical twin... and he's kinda scrawny not to mention being a complete wuss too, but still mean as hell, though he's basically a push over. So Red decides to think of a creative way to dispose of him...

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They want to keep the liquid nitrogen behind for a while, as they got other plans, so he decides to run AFTER him and he is actually scared!!! They run around back and forth, and the twin happends to be very scared of half blown up transformers still on fire, so all the squirrels run him into it like dogs chassing sheep. And...

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since they've got him on the run, they decide to setup a bunch of proximity mines in a walled in area, corner him in there, wait and watch. Many of the squirrels are taking bets on thie to see how long he lasts. Red's got the stopwatch going, and all the squirrels are keeping a watchful eye on him when suddenly...

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The mines are blowing up for no reason!

After about 0.817 minutes of calculation, red realizes that the transformer, which still is half busted and on fire, and still has current, is causing this crazy magnetic feild triggering weird things. That thought of, they decide to go inside the main building to see if they can find anything weird, besides people running around freaked out from the sound of the mines. As soon as they enter through a hole in the wall, they see...

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A dimensional tear has been created and is spewing out hundreds of the most hideous creatures you have ever seen!

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All of the bit bender staff are turned into the same size as the squirrels! Now they can pick on someone their own size! They also notice that the hot water heater and the furnace are twisted together inside the kitchen, half way through the wall, and it's leaking gas. "Nice!", says Red, as they all take the liquid nitrogen and...

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use it to freeze the trigger on the flame thrower in place, after breaking it. This way they can leave the flamthrower behind, and make a dash for the exit. Once the trigger melts, it will automatically go off, igniting the gas, causing an explosion big enough to take out the entire complex, staff, other-dimensional creatures tear and all. But just when they are about out of the complex with only precious seconds before the place goes up, red notices something out of the ordinary...

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All the electrical outlets are inversed, instead of holes, it's the 3 prongs, and the electrical appliences have holes instead. How unsafe of these people to wire up the place like that! Without hesitating, they leave the building, freezing the transformer on their way out as it is going crazy. From the safety of a far tree, they now look at the complex...

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KABOOOOOM! The entire place, and all in it are decimated. Only one problem though, it seems the energy from the explosion only feuled the dimensional tear, tripling it's size!

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This also brings back all the bit bender staff to normal human size, but that's ok, the liquid n2 tanks are all place so they can...

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easily exploded. They figure since the giant burst fo thremal energy only seemed to feed the tear, cooling down the tear by rupturing the liquid notrogen canisters right next to it should close it, as well as immobilize the bit bender staff. All they needed was one lone squirrel sniper to get of one good shot...

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and they give this huge gun to Red, "we found it in this box that says 'emergency squirrel extermination nuclear launch kit' probably a small gun, but give it a try, if you hit the right part of the tank, the chain reaction will be outrageous" so Red takes the shot, and the power produced causes a crater that is a mile of diameter, and is filled with ice and frost for about 500 feet deep, meanwhile, the squirrel group have been back fired and are still flying in the air in the oposite direction of the shot and they end up...

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...ironically, in Iceland. So after catching a quick Bjork concert, they catch a flight back to Squirrel HQ, where they find...

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remains from the bodies of bit bender! Everything is splattered against the glass windows and is dripping down, they immediatly see the nuts at a strange location...

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... in the pantry! Anyone who knows a squirrel knows the the nuts never make it to the pantry, they always get gobbled up long before anyone can put them away. Something is definitely amiss...

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all the squirrels race towards the pantry, and see them sagging, hanging on a nail, since these are not the healthy type, they decide to launch them towards the crater of the bb headquarters but miss...

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...and the squirrel responsible was whacked upside the head for being such a moron. Squirrels don't miss. But when they hit him, they notice a metallic "clank". It's a robotic chipmunk in disguise!!! So they launch it at the bb hq, to make up for the previous miss. However Red is a bit worried about how easily a spy slipped into the ranks. He must closer tabs on his men...

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