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Ever heard that one? It's "The Uninvited." Thought you might get a kick out of that. It's actually a really good song by a pretty decent band (even though I just saw them open for the Violent Femmes once). You should give it a listen sometime.

It definitely hits the spot if you're "in the mood."

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I'm Too Sexy
Right Said Fred

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

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shenbaw wrote:

Ever heard that one? It's "The Uninvited." Thought you might get a kick out of that. It's actually a really good song by a pretty decent band (even though I just saw them open for the Violent Femmes once). You should give it a listen sometime.   

It definitely hits the spot if you're "in the mood." 

Right on. I hadn't heard it before, I'll give it a spin when I get home

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LOL me and a guy that's trying to hack my site are communicating in a very unusual way. When he logs on to the site he gets a popup with a message, and when he attempts to access it, he also puts stuff in the logs in response, then I change the message etc.... funny stuff.

He thinks he's all that. But only reason I'm playing along is so I can get more data to send to his ISP. But he has absolutely no clue what I'm up to. This is so much fun!

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This guy is so boring. I gave him full access to this site for a bit, and he did not even bother to register an account on the forum. Like seriously, you dont even need a valid email address. I hate script kiddies that don't try hard enough.

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hmm maybe we need a lyrics thread or something. eh, not like it's off-topic

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if you wanna start one in the media section, I'll sticky it.

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Q Q Q Q S S S S
And everybody say.... YATTA!!

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Q Q Q Q S S S S
And everybody say.... YATTA!!

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Q Q Q Q S S S S
And everybody say.... YATTA!!

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OMG WTF LOL

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What he meant to say was...

When you're a kid and you want to go weeeee, but you ain't got drugs yet, you hold on for your life. You hold on to your little gonads, and strife...

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Weeeeeeeee!

" Why is it that when we're having a good time we refer to us.. and some other people" -Mitch Hedburg

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We introduce you to a new feature of the Anything Forums entitled "Poetry Corner." Our first poem is by Bookworm and is titled

ODE TO WILLIAM WALLACE
William, you sure love to argue.
Must admit, I like it, too.
Back and forth, sometimes sarcastic,
I am right, and wrong are you.

Be sure to join us tomorrow evening for a collection of AF haikus.

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AHEM! Our second poem is by a certain Will Wallace and is titled

RIME OF WORM OF THE BOOK

Bookworms are prone to idealistic thought
And sometimes preach Christianity too,
But contrary to what you have thought,
When you side with religion you lose!

*makes an elegant leg*

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"Forget, don't me" a short poem by FloodG8-9595

Insulting poems are fun to write
you'll learn so in due time
if you have somthing bitchy to say
atleast say it in rhyme.


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And now we present two AF haikus

Anything Forums,
The place to say anything,
Except when censored.

The World's Longest Thread,
Oh, come on. Is it really?
I don't believe it.

This concludes Poetry Corner's collection of short and somewhat sarcastic poetry.

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Now a piece from "the harmless collection: Where my hat is at?

Where my hat is at?
Don't remember where at is my hat.
Shame too, cause it was really phat.

Thank you.

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Ode to Work:

I've been working on the spreadsheet for 3 hours,
why can't T&D spend within their means?
I'd really like to rhyme this poem,
But I can't.

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Ode to Home:

I've just walked around in the rain for hours
it really was a pain
but atleast it cleaned up all the
bong matter in my brain

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Sweet just found a better way to get on the college citrix server where I can get full screen access as if I was on a workstation, but instead I'm on the server. As cool at it is, I have to be careful since if I screw something up they might fix that "bug" But it makes working much better. Out of habbit I almost went to shut down... man that would of sucked. I would of shutted down the server LOL. The IT dept would get in the server room and notice it's quiet and be WTF did you turn off the server? No, did you? Well who did?

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I'm not dancing I'm on fire save me save me I'm in dire circumstances
I'm not dancing I'm having a seisure grab my tounge and slam my head in a freezer
I'm not dancing I'm being shot in the head by the mobsters I caught and oh how it bled.
I'm not dancing I'm freakin dead man what are you crazy?

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I HATE SPAM

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