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Fortunately, Manadren's stomach acids are very weak and the engine (a week later) came out, after much surgery and pain.
The next week...

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..linkin park showed up and played us some music live, because they rule. and everyone was happy. so i...

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took a long walk off a short pier!

After that rousing concert, Will and Manadren took the jet engine, stuck it in a Hummer with a...

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Home made rail gub beside it. The railgun was designed to shoot quaters at extrememly high velocities, but the interface was a little strange. It looked suspicously like an arcade cabinet, and the ammo loading mechanism, just like a typical coin slot on such a cabinet. Manadren, oblivious to this and thinking the rail gun was a video game, saw the words on the screen "Insert Coin" flash repeatedly, and despite the number of quarters he fed in, the game would not start. Before he knew it the members of Linkin Park had all died horribly painful deaths, carrying with them the icons of various states into the great beyond. I small boy walked up to one of the band members, prying out one of the quaters from the blood soaked corpse as he screamed,

"Mommy! Mommy! Look! We don't have this one yet! Lets go home and put it in that $40 cardboard map we bought off the tv!"

"Let Mommy clean wash it off first honey, we don't know where that man has been."

Will stared at the strange railgun and suddenly remembered. There was no way he was getting a gun into the casino, but there was a classic gaming convention being held there this weekend. This was just what he needed to pull off the heist. And a hummer modified with a jet engine would be the perfect getaway vehicle.

Now all they needed was a better script. Tossing "Le Plans" to the side, Will roared "Commence rewrite!"

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It was a dark and stormy night...

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When the Make a Story Game grew stagnant, and a strapping young lad by the name of MrSelf tried to breathe life back into it, only to find...

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that no-one else came to help him; he shed a tear and..

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The game died, or at least stayed in a constant state of near death, being bumped only once or twice a month, by him. Until one day, when a bright soul appeared from the depths of the festering abyss that is the interweb, and spoke unto MrSelf...

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"Do I have any food in my teeth?" MrSelf kindly pointed out a piece of corn. "Oh, man, thanks!" Then the soul went on it's way. However, a intercity bus stopped across the street, and who should step out but...

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Magic, the poor sap... I mean wonderful fellow... who started the game to begin with. And the great mighty magic thus spoke "Let it be pinned" and he looked, clicked a couple buttons, and looked again, and he saw it pinned, and he saw it was good, and he made made like a tree and ... errr... left. And no one posted. And MrSelf was sad once again, but it no longer fell to the depths of the Jokes & Forum Games section, and thus more people saw it, and activity rose a smidge, but it still wasn't enough...

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manadren wrote: Magic, the poor sap... I mean wonderful fellow... who started the game to begin with.  And the great mighty magic thus spoke "Let it be pinned" and he looked, clicked a couple buttons, and looked again, and he saw it pinned, and he saw it was good, and he made made like a tree and ... errr... left. And no one posted. And MrSelf was sad once again, but it no longer fell to the depths of the Jokes & Forum Games section, and thus more people saw it, and activity rose a smidge, but it still wasn't enough...

...Because Will Wallace, the AF fuhrer, had returned...

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and terror in the Jokes & Games Forum rose to an all-time high! People who refused to post in the Make a Story Game topic were submitted to the most horrible pyrate tortures that the self-appointed Fuhrer could think of! That is, until...

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the ship sank, it fell into the ocean, and hit atlantis, which ironically is located just off of scottland (who knew?). The fuhrer deemed this land "...

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MrSelf wrote: the ship sank, it fell into the ocean, and hit atlantis, which ironically is located just off of scottland (who knew?). The fuhrer deemed this land "...

"Ugly as hell!" Then the self-appointed Fuhrer produced a rope, tied it to his ship and Mrself started dragging out of the water, because he was rather strong.
Then they emptied the water out by shaking it out upside down, and while they were shaking it out tumbled Manadren, who yelled...

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"Dapper Swindlers!" He then did a jig, jumped into his dune buggy, and drove to Dairy Queen.

The crew, under the nazi-like grip of the Fuhrer, tried to rebuild there ship with the only three things left: some wood, a piece of bubble gum and...

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...A ginormous jet engine. Sintekk came strolling up then and offered to help.

Minutes later, the ship was fixed. While Will and mrself strolled about the deck, Sintekk, being silly as usual, pressed the big red button. The ship launched itself into space with the loudest boom possible, and . Sintekk started crying....

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"Waaaaah! My ears hurt! Waaaaaaaah!"

While Sintekk sat on the deck crying and cleaning his ears out with a Q-Tip, Mr. Self and Wallace were over pondering why the could breath and talk in the vacuume of space. Unfortunately for them, they ran into a Vogon fleet on there way to destroy earth...

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"Yo." said the Vogon leader. "AAAAAGH!" screamed will and mrself started doing a monkey dance in pure fear. THe monkey dance so enthralled the Vogons they crashed their ships into Jupiter but Will didn't notice, and turn up the engine to "LUDICROUS SPEED" and hoisted a french flag.....

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While sintekk gave everybody French Fries out of the galley!

Course, the risk of using Ludicrous speed is that you don't know where you are going to end up. After munching down the fries, MrSelf looked up and screamed....

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sintekk wrote: While sintekk gave everybody French Fries out of the galley!

Course, the risk of using Ludicrous speed is that you don't know where you are going to end up. After munching down the fries, MrSelf looked up and screamed....

"I HAVE TERRIBLE HEARTBURN!" Turned out sintekk put pepper on the fries and now it was searing his gut. He ran to the toilet and had explosive diarrhea.
Will thought he said "I SEE TERRIBLE ROCKS!" and ran over to the ship's wheel, turning as hard as he could. The ship narrowly avoided colliding with...

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Louie Anderson!
Everybody on the deck yelled "OH NOS! We'll be eaten alive!"
Will, thinking quickly,decided to...

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Lose him in the asteroid belt, full of perilous asteroids of great peril. Meanwhile, manadren was back at dairy queen enjoying a lovely baby ruth blizzard... and no one cared.

Sintekk knew that only one person could navigate this asteroid belt, and it wasn't him as the second wave of diarrhea was coming on. The only person who could save them now was...

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The man on the ship that had the Pepto Bismol! Everybody chugged some of it, and as the nastiness went away, sintekk picked up the phone, called Chuck Yeager. "Hey, dude, fly over here and give us a hand, please?"

And so he did. And it was good. That is, until the intersteller squid showed up...

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and this Will spoke "F**k. We're boned."

But MrSelf had it covered, he spoke interstellar squidese, okay maybe not fluently, but he knew enough to get by. And thus MrSelf spoke to the squid...

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"Chill guys, it's my Uncle, Floyd!"
After a brief and heartwarming union, the squid went on it's way, however, one of it's tentacles fell off and knocked the ship into Reganagaragagakok 5, a planet not known for it's hospitality...

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