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not that floppy!!!

gulp?

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yum...


dude!! where's my car!!!???

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at the chop shop I just sold it to.

So where's my money, punk?

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manadren wrote: at the chop shop I just sold it to.

So where's my money, punk?

I already spent it on hot beer and cold women down in a Mexican cantina

Is Tak actually an half blind 87 year old Eskimo living in Alaska, or does he lie about his age when he only claims 83?


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Tak is nothing but a figment of you imagination.

Is it true what they say about Texas?

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manadren wrote: Tak is nothing but a figment of you imagination.

Is it true what they say about Texas?

It is true that all native Texans have horns on their head and the cattle are queer.

Is it more disturbing that Legend once joined the 'Order of Nyphomaniac Lesbian Midget Nuns' on a technicality or that he had already owned all of the necessary clothes for at least 10 years?


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Vowel please Carol.

Tango One is down, Tango One is down, What will we do now?

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why yes you are right, that does look infected and swollen.

how many fingers am I holding up right now and why are there seven of them on that hand now?



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You're holding up 8 fingers, chum, I'd look into glasses for your three eyes.

What does the word 'Thrustmaster' mean to you?

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Penis

Penis?

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Joystick!

What flavor of lipstick is the tastiest?

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the candy kind

me eat brain?

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Sure why not.

Do you mind if I swallow your soul? That is, if your not using it. Souls are quite tasty actually if you know how to cook them.

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Souls can be tasty with a sprint of Lemon Pepper, but an undercooked soul will torture you and your colon for an eternity,

Lemon pepper vs. Pepsi Twist: Who wins?

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The one with the most votes (duh)

Assuming that the speed of light is aproximately 299792458 m/s, what exactly did Tommy Tutone get when he dailed 867-5309?

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He got my Sharona

Wizardworks: end of an era?

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what era?


what era?

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The end of cheapass games

Capri sun! DUDE! Dude?

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Bought some a month ago!

Didn't I buy some coconuts?

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I think your confused.

Riddle me this, in a fight between batman, superman, and the incredible hulk, who would be the first to realize that the whole thing is pointless and go home?

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Wonder Women, because she would realise quickly that Bruce Wayne is going to get stripped of all his gear in 5 seconds flat unless he carries kryptonite and dropped from five mile up right onto the nearest interstate. This would be followed quickly by Superman flash freezing The Incredible Hulk and using his heat beams to burn off all traces of his head.
She would realise just how pointless and bloody this two minute fight (at most) would be and call the invisible man again for more hot passionate sex in public places.


Just where does the man from Nantucket buy his pants if he has that 'physical abnormality' that made him so famous?




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He wore pants?!?

If you were to jump off a building, and no one was around to see it, would Mondays still suck?

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Yes.

How exactly do you do the safety dance?

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In a full body condom silly!

If I don't dance, will I not be a friend of yours?

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I really won't hold it against you, but dancing is preferred.

Do you sometimes fell like you've got to (honk*honk) run away, you've got to (honk*honk) get away from the pain someone drives into the heart of you?

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