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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 6:38 am
by manadren
better than mine
If I put my fingers here and if I say I love you dear and if I play the same three chords will you just yawn and say "It's all been done"?
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 10:19 am
by sintekk
I'd say, "Get away from me, you weirdo!"
If a blog ran into a lincoln log in an alley and got into a fight, who'd win?
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 11:46 am
by Chyse
your mother
erolyn?
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 12:16 pm
by sintekk
Your sister
Elvis?
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 12:59 pm
by manadren
No thanks, already have one.
why spork and not foon?
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 4:19 pm
by MrSelf
Cause I pity the foon!
Face? Mr. T?
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 5:22 pm
by sintekk
Mr. T is actually an autamaton from the plant Bling-Bling Alpha 5
Is McDonalds selling salads ironinc?
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 7:05 pm
by shenbaw
No, people buying them is ironic.
Where do the ducks in the pond go when it freezes over?
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 9:06 pm
by MagicBrowser
sintekk wrote: It means "This Quaint Courage moral is ill advised in Fort Rare, distilled Cellular Phones two here are appraised minus Crest Toothpaste if you the courage to improvise!"
Duh!
Is my french good or is it good?
Wow, Napoleon was way ahead of his time
Where do you think? China!
Who is bob?
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Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 6:25 pm
by erolyn
Your worst nightmare.
Why are they CALLED nightmares, anyway? I mean, I get the "night" part, but a "mare" is a female horse, which has nothing to do with anything at all. Why not call them "night dreams", or something that makes more sense?
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Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:13 pm
by Chyse
"because i said so" (i quoted that from dad)
why do i care?
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Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:35 pm
by manadren
you don't.
Why weigh on a sunny day?
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 1:18 am
by MrSelf
pfft... how else I am going to make enough money to keep up with these furniture payments!
DVDA?
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 1:42 am
by sintekk
AFAIK
Is roadkill the other white meat?
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 4:31 am
by manadren
Depends on what you hit.
jfjffjjfjfjfjffjjffjjfjffjfjfjfjfj?
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 11:09 am
by sintekk
Choosy moms choose Jif.
Why Jif, anyways, what'd he do to deserve the admiration of legions of moms everywhere?
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 2:20 pm
by MrSelf
invented the term MILF.....
"I find a window in the kitchen, and I let myself in
Rummage through the refrigerator, find myself a beer
I can't believe I'm really here, and she's lying in that bed
I can almost feel her touch, and her anxious breath!
I stumble in the hallway, against the bedroom door
I hear her call out to me, I hear the fear in her voice
She pulls the covers tighter, I press against the door
I will be with her tonight!
"
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 12:17 am
by sintekk
Due to Mr. Self's flagrant violation of the game rules, he will be sent to the penalty box, and a backup question, prepared for this very emergency, will be used in his absence:
Is the 'Game of Life' based on a true story?
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 12:18 am
by Chyse
yes baby, YES!!
(even though that wasnt a question)
what's the number for 911???
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 4:05 pm
by MrSelf
sintekk wrote: Due to Mr. Self's flagrant violation of the game rules, he will be sent to the penalty box, and a backup question, prepared for this very emergency, will be used in his absence:
Is the 'Game of Life' based on a true story?
That
was the question, you have been sentenced to death by poking....
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 4:06 pm
by MrSelf
goalguarder12 wrote: yes baby, YES!!
(even though that wasnt a question)
what's the number for 911???
521-471-3753
867-5309eeiinnn........?
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 6:38 pm
by erolyn
Was my true love's phone number. Before he was killed in a tragic pickle accident.
Woe is me...is woe me? Or is woe someone else?
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 7:05 pm
by sintekk
Woe is the bloke with the top hat and crocodille.
Say WHAAAAT?
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 8:19 pm
by MrSelf
Should have had a pepsi instead....
how many licks does it take?
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 10:40 pm
by sintekk
Forty
Did YOU copy that floppy?
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