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I'd pay a dollar.

Your stranded on a deserted island in with Britany Spears, Hillary Duff, the Olsen Twins, and Jerry Falwell. Miss Spears just destroyed the emergency rations because they didn't fit in with her low carb diet. Miss Duff is going on the rampage because she's out of hairspray or something, you couldn't really be bothered to figure out what her problem is. The Olsen twins are bickering with eachother over who's prettier. And Jerry Falwell just named you the anti-christ, because you're not a white protestant male and he doesn't have anyone else to condemn at the moment. You have a gun, but only 3 bullets, there's a flare gun, but only 1 flare, and another boat won't pass by for another year. What do you do?

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I'd use one bullet to masterfully take out the olsen twins (two birds, one stone), I'd light Jerry Falwell on fire with the flare gun and kill the other two bitches with the last bullets. Then I'd go find a volleyball, call him Bob and re-enact episodes of Gilligan's Island using a bunch of coconuts.

Do you actively watch the olympics?

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No!

How many times can you say Sunshine City before you spout off the inevitable explitive?

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1 time.....

Do you work during the week?

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define week...


Your stranded on a deserted island in with Britany Spears, Hillary Duff, the Olsen Twins, and Jerry Falwell. Miss Spears just destroyed the emergency rations because they didn't fit in with her low carb diet. Miss Duff is going on the rampage because she's out of hairspray or something, you couldn't really be bothered to figure out what her problem is. The Olsen twins are bickering with eachother over who's prettier. And Jerry Falwell just named you the anti-christ, because you're not a white protestant male and he doesn't have anyone else to condemn at the moment. You have a gun, but only 2 bullets, there's a flare gun, but only 1 flare, and another boat won't pass by for another year. you have to screw one of them to survive. What do you do?

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Easy, shoot Mr. Falwell with the flare gun, give him a taste of what's to come... Use the gun to get them lined up, tied up, and break their ankles via pistol-whip. Use a bullet to kill some food and survive, have an orgy after they're dead...

Do you control your thoughts or do they control you?

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Little bit of both.

If you could only choose 1 of the follwing, which would it be. $1 Million US Dollars, an unlimited supply of Kraft Mac and Cheese, or a night alone with the celebrity of your choice to do with exactly what your thinking right now.

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$1 million, that would more than buy an unlimited supply of mac and cheese!

Take the Reading Railroad?

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No thanks. Something about highway robbery.

What disc is in your cddvd-rom drive right now [assuming you have one]?

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The Hidden Wars of Desert Storm - DVD from mid-90's giving background info.

What's in your cup?

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A store brand equivalent of Mountain Dew.

What's the last song you heard, or remember hearing?

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New Song by Halix (It's actually the band I'm in, I was working on recording some parts last night and the verse keeps repeating in my head)

Describe your hair?

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Somewhat long, dirty blond, tied back in a ponytail.

Would you consider yourself neat or organized?

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For the most part - yes, compaired to most people - absolutely

What's you passion?

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Honestly? Theater. I like acting way too much. It's like a freaking drug. I need to get off before I'm sent spiraling into a never-ending vortex of showtunes and monologues.

...oops, too late.

Who's your best friend?

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My girlfriend of course. She's the best friend I could ask for.

(Theatre is neat, I wish I had gotten into it younger)

What book has taught you the most?

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At the risk of being corny...1984. Not sure why, really, I just found a lot in there that made me think.

What's the craziest thing you've ever done?

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My trip to Vegas, absolutely. First off it was just crazy that I could plan, save, and do a trip like that. But the trip was great, doing it all on my own, and better than any other trip I have been on. Plus I turned 21 so legally drinking has its perks (as do no open-container laws) Other thinks make it carzy, but uh.... I'll leave it at we had a jaccuzi suite facing out over the city...

(1984 is a very informative book, almost a standard in free thinking, so I think The Republic did the same for me, made me think differently for the first time)

What's a vehicle you would like to have?



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I really don't think about cars too much as long as they run ok, but I"d like to ride a harley once just to check it out.

(roughly) how many mp3s are on your hard drive(s) right now?

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I actually looked yesterday, around 1900 (1857???)

how many wavs on you hd?

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311


If you had to pick a genre of music to listen to for the next 4 hours, what would it be?

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prog-experimental hard rock.

If you had to pick a top 10 artist (anytime top 10) to listen to for 3 days straight so that you'd win all of his/her money, who wold you torture yourself with?

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Probably someone who was in the top ten in the 80's. I can live with 80's music. I just can't live with today's crappy pop/hip-hop/rap junk.

If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself? If so, what condiments would you use? (this question courtesy of my friend Hannah)

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Hotdogs are nothing but meat. :doublepuke:

If you were a real peice of what color would you be.

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Joe wrote: Hotdogs are nothing but meat.  :doublepuke:

If you were a real peice of what color would you be.

brown?

When is your quitting time?

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