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Bahama, where he and Stasi met up to kick babys with steel-toed boots. And they did, so it was! Until Manadren came up and yelled....

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"DAPPER SWINDLER!" He then did a jig, hopped into his interstellar winnebago, and zoomed off to...

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find the missing monkey which was stolen from the super monkey zoo, the monkey was a new breed called throwers. They saw.......

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...erolyn coming up from the wreckage and shoot wallace in the head with a grenade launcher. then she castrated him and shoved a mushroom up his . will shrieked in pain and died instantly there and erolyn screamed " HE DIDNT SCREW ME AFTER ALL!!!" and indeed a god came down and said the she had actually not been screwed by some homosexual 14 year old and she was still a virgin. so then i pinched my self a lot to make sure i was awake. and i was. so then WW found a new sex partner. his mom!!!!! they hugged and kissed and made love all night long.... then he saw this hooker and went with her instead of his mom. the hookers name was picketypoo fuckitypooo. and they drove off while having head. so erolyn jumps off to the side of the road and sees GG. and GG gives her candy and double chocolate chip frappachino creme lattes. and she eats them happily and they were good and edible. so then she....

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goalguarder12 wrote: ...erolyn coming up from the wreckage and shoot wallace in the head with a grenade launcher. then she castrated him and shoved a mushroom up his . will shrieked in pain and died instantly there and erolyn screamed " HE DIDNT SCREW ME AFTER ALL!!!" and indeed a god came down and said the she had actually not been screwed by some homosexual 14 year old and she was still a virgin. so then i pinched my self a lot to make sure i was awake. and i was. so then WW found a new sex partner. his mom!!!!! they hugged and kissed and made love all night long.... then he saw this hooker and went with her instead of his mom. the hookers name was picketypoo fuckitypooo. and they drove off while having head. so erolyn jumps off to the side of the road and sees GG. and GG gives her candy and double chocolate chip frappachino creme lattes. and she eats them happily and they were good and edible. so then she....

...turned into a purple spotted unicorn and danced around. Then Will dealt Goal a sharp slap across his face and he woke up from his strange dream. Will cast a mighty bolt of lightning from his Staff, frying GoalGuarder to crisp, then Will stole all of GG's biscuits and ran off. Magic appeared out of nowhere and smacked Will in the balls. "Gimme a bloody biscuit, I'm starving here." Will weakly shoved a biscuit in Magic's hand and tried to stand up. While magic ate voraciously, Will staggered off into a portal in time and found himself on the deck of John Rackam's ship...

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William Wallace wrote: ...turned into a purple spotted unicorn and danced around. Then Will dealt Goal a sharp slap across his face and he woke up from his strange dream. Will cast a mighty bolt of lightning from his Staff, frying GoalGuarder to crisp, then Will stole all of GG's biscuits and ran off. Magic appeared out of nowhere and smacked Will in the balls. "Gimme a bloody biscuit, I'm starving here." Will weakly shoved a biscuit in Magic's hand and tried to stand up. While magic ate voraciously, Will staggered off into a portal in time and found himself on the deck of John Rackam's ship...

then it turned into a lucid dream, because WW realised that Magic couldn't have slapped him in the penis because he doesnt have one. so erolyn (who is much older than wallace, and prettier too) so she walked off with will's castrated penis and burnt it.

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goalguarder12 wrote: then it turned into a lucid dream, because WW realised that Magic couldn't have slapped him in the penis because he doesnt have one. so erolyn (who is much older than wallace, and prettier too) so she walked off with will's castrated penis and burnt it.

...sad thing is, it was another dream-within-a-dream sequence. GG woke up in a corner of a room, where will was bathing. GG couldn't take his eyes off Will's gigantic member, but then Will turned around and saw GG there. He pulled a Tunic over himself and stalked out of the room, while Joe tried to get back inside his body. Then Red came in, undressed, and turned on the showering, blissfully unaware that GG was there, looking at Red's ripped, well-muscled body coated in gleaming fur. GG became so hot he had to go, but Red spotted him and yelled, "WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOOT? GET OUT!" He grabbed up his Nitrous Blaster, and GG scurried out into the back alley.....


(getting erotic now arent't we )

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where he was instantly grasped from the air by a flying masked woman. She dropped him off on the roof of a building, where he'd be safe, and then flew off into the distance and landed in an undisclosed location. She removed her mask as Joe and Manadren walked in. "Good work, boys. Now the League of Superpeople is complete. Is my evil twin dead?" "Yes, Erolyn, that fool Will destroyed her," Joe replied. "Good. Thank God we superheroes can't be killed or destroyed in any way that would remove us from this story!" she replied. As the three of them laughed semi-manically...

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erolyn wrote: where he was instantly grasped from the air by a flying masked woman. She dropped him off on the roof of a building, where he'd be safe, and then flew off into the distance and landed in an undisclosed location. She removed her mask as Joe and Manadren walked in. "Good work, boys. Now the League of Superpeople is complete. Is my evil twin dead?" "Yes, Erolyn, that fool Will destroyed her," Joe replied. "Good. Thank God we superheroes can't be killed or destroyed in any way that would remove us from this story!" she replied. As the three of them laughed semi-manically...

...A thunderous voice echoed around them, "YOU MAY BE SUPERHEROS, BUT I AM AN IMMORTAL, ONE THAT CAN NEVER BE MAIMED OR KILLED. GOOD LUCK TRYING TO KILL ME, MATES!" For a minute they saw Will standing before them, lightning thundering about him, but he disappeared. "Now what?" Said joe. "DAPPER SWINDLER!" yelled manadren then he jumped off the building...

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William Wallace wrote: ...A thunderous voice echoed around them, "YOU MAY BE SUPERHEROS, BUT I AM AN IMMORTAL, ONE THAT CAN NEVER BE MAIMED OR KILLED.  GOOD LUCK TRYING TO KILL ME, MATES!"  For a minute they saw Will standing before them, lightning thundering about him, but he disappeared.  "Now what?" Said joe.  "DAPPER SWINDLER!" yelled manadren then he jumped off the building...

And right into his interstellar Toyota, with which he promptly went Space Truckin'.
Just then, a bulletproof stretch limousine pulls up...

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sintekk wrote: And right into his interstellar Toyota, with which he promptly went Space Truckin'.
Just then, a bulletproof stretch limousine pulls up...

...out steps sintekk...

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...with this guy, whom will be named Bob...



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Bob waves his hand in the air, and suddenly Will appears before him. He then uses his scythe to decapitate Will. Will's head holls down a conveniently placed hill, right into a conveniently placed and conveniently open manhole, right into the conveniently disgusting sewer. How convenient. Also convenient is the fact that Will is immortal, so while he may be seperated from his body, his head is alive and well, fully conscious, and probably with a mouthful of fecal matter at this point.

Will eventually ends up in ocean, just off the coast of this conveniently now coastal town. Manadren, riding in his interstellar Toyota, and still wondering what the hell "dapper swindler" means, drives up and fishes out the body-less Will with a small net. Then procedes to head back to the League of Superpeople orbital satellite thingy (LOSOST) in order to discuss what to do him...

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After arriving at LOSOST, the council decreed that Will's immortal body be cast in Titanium, and used as a snow board. With that settled, Manadren jumped onto his interstellar Surfboard, and cruised over to...

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sintekk wrote: After arriving at LOSOST, the council decreed that Will's immortal body be cast in Titanium, and used as a snow board. With that settled, Manadren jumped onto his interstellar Surfboard, and cruised over to...

Taiwan, where he found that the Taiwanese nightlife really IS something else. When he woke up the next morning, he found...

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a pair of free tickets to six flags, and some wierd old guy dancing in his room. After staring blankly at the old guy, and wondering how he got there and where the strange electronic music was coming from, manadren figured he might as well...

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take a break from being a superhero and go to Six Flags. So he took titanium-ized Will and went to Six Flags. They were just about to board the Super-Duper-Fun-Tastic-Barf-o-Matic roller coaster when...

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he was informed that giant chunks of titanium weren't allowed on the coaster, so manadren threw Will off to the side, and rode the coaster alone, only to find Will missing when he got back...

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I'm going to make everyone happy!

After hours searching for Will he finally found him, hanging out with with Johnny Depp. They became fast friend and even gave Will a part in his next movie (POC2) Erolyn never had sex for pleasure and never got pregnant until she found the right man and had many children with him and she became an actress on Broadway. GG won backstage VIP passes to a Hillary Duff concert, where he met her. They quickly hit it off and that same day had sex, and they have been together ever since. Manadren finally stopped kitty porn and then went on to be a famous writer. Red became a billionaire when he took out Bill Gates by creating his own OS called SquirrelDOS. And everyone else went on to do whatever the hell they want. But as for Joe he got drafted out of high school by the New York Mets. He went on to break the home run record with 95 and won 15 MVP in a row. After his career in baseball Joe went on to coach the New York Mets to 10 straight World Series wins. But as for MrSelf he...............

(i fixed it )

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...accidentally flushed himself down the toliet. Broken, bruised, and brain dead, he was raised by sewer alligators until the age of 17, where he met and married the queen-gator and lived happily ever after!

The end, new story!

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Sounds like fun

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THE NEW STORY

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Six men and six women set sail for...........

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Joe wrote: THE NEW STORY

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Six men and six women set sail for...........

Will Wallace, Esq.'s new theme park. Manadren ran it and was busy telling people...

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William Wallace wrote: Will Wallace, Esq.'s new theme park.  Manadren ran it and was busy telling people...

about the time Will was kindnapped by aliens and they performed 'certain surgeries' on him........


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Cisco_Kid wrote: about the time Will was kindnapped by aliens and they performed 'certain surgeries' on him........

.....to make him Omniescent, Omnipresent, Omnipowerful, Invincible, and Impervious. The surgery worked and Will had become the same level as God, aka Cisco. Will decided he was hungry and made a burger king, then sat in and ate. The Squirrelius left him on earth while he ate.

Meanwhile Red was wondering if he should have made Will a God. "Oh well," he said, then he made another planet....

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