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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun Aug 15, 2004 12:13 am

Hi and bye, I'm heading to bed.

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Andy · Post by **Andy** » Sun Aug 15, 2004 2:11 am

I have a question. Cause i see it all the time now.....

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Why do you have this? It's making my dizzy.

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Sun Aug 15, 2004 2:40 am

http://anythingforums.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=790

Damn you, don't copy that floppy!

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Andy · Post by **Andy** » Sun Aug 15, 2004 5:26 am

sintekk wrote: http://anythingforums.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=790

Damn you, don't copy that floppy!

LOL ok thats funny copyright video

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun Aug 15, 2004 12:38 pm

I wish I could view it but they use some weird embed thing that only works in IE I suppose.

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Sun Aug 15, 2004 3:22 pm

Right click the link and save to disk, view it there, Mozilla never views WMA in the browser right

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun Aug 15, 2004 11:09 pm

But I can't copy that floppy, oh wait, you mean hard disk. I'll try that.

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 12:45 am

You can copy it to the HD, just don't try to cram it on a floppy, foo, otherwise MC Hart will invade your computer! (the crazy rapper in the video)

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Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 10:36 pm

don't copy that floppy??? i dont get it.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 10:54 pm

Don't copy that floppy yo! Warez n

is bad yo moma told ya so you mofo so don't copy that floppy!

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The Gheyness · Post by **The Gheyness** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 5:46 am

Red Squirrel wrote: Don't copy that floppy yo! Warez n is bad yo moma told ya so you mofo so don't copy that floppy!

lol...warez and censored, eh?

I always knew censored was evil. o______O

*wonders what censored is*

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Andy · Post by **Andy** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 6:54 am

Here's something to read

. you need A PDF reader Like http://www.adobe.com/products/acrobat/readstep2.html

Hint: click on the Little smile for link

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Cisco_Kid · Post by **Cisco_Kid** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 4:15 pm

MrSelf wrote: Well I hope Floridians realize that by living on a penesula you are much more likely to get hit by bad weather. I'd love to be in a hurricane one day

been through a hurricane on a 80,000 ton Aircraft Carrier (she was low on gas and light in the water at the time though). More accurate phrase would be 'we headed full speed into the center with 60 foot waves crashing on the flight deck and rescued 7 people from certain death.'

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The Gheyness · Post by **The Gheyness** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 4:20 pm

"Thatsa lotta peppa-roni!"

Translation:

That's a big

ship.

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shenbaw · Post by **shenbaw** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 5:38 pm

I want to be hypnotized and then I want the hypnotist to have a heart attack half way through.

Yes, that would be nice.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 11:21 pm

"you are getting very sleepy, you are seeing a... wait , no, no NO. *forcing/pain sounds* sobody call 911!!! *pain sound, then it all stops*

You are now left in suspension, waiting to know what you will see.

Sounds cool!

I keep thinking that scarry girl in the butterfly effect is going to pop up in front of me. I keep picturing it and it keeps freaking me out.

Like this morning I was looking at that pipe from the corner of my eye, and without my glasses it looked like a head poping out of the hole in the wall. More like a skull or something.

Then later today it leaked water all over. Like how creepy is that!

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Cisco_Kid · Post by **Cisco_Kid** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 2:50 am

Red Squirrel wrote: "you are getting very sleepy, you are seeing a... wait , no, no NO. *forcing/pain sounds* sobody call 911!!! *pain sound, then it all stops*

You are now left in suspension, waiting to know what you will see.

Sounds cool!

...

reminds me of this joke taken from another forum I frequent
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It was opening night at the theatre and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.

As Claude took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

"Sh*t!" said the hypnotist.

It took three weeks to clean up the theatre.
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The Gheyness · Post by **The Gheyness** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 3:10 am

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 5:24 pm

:doublepuke:

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 12:21 pm

Spam?

I'm glad I can distract myself from work today with this forum!

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shenbaw · Post by **shenbaw** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 1:06 pm

Bob Slydell: If you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Bob Slydell: Great.
Peter Gibbons: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door--that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh--after that I sorta space out for an hour.
Bob Porter: Da-uh? Space out?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

Peter Gibbons: I don't like my job and I don't think I'll go anymore.
Joanna: You're just not gonna go?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Joanna: Won't you get fired?
Peter Gibbons: I don't know. But I really don't like it and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
Joanna: So you're gonna quit?
Peter Gibbons: Uh-uh. Not really. I'm just gonna stop going.
Joanna: When did you decide all that?
Peter Gibbons: About an hour ago.
Joanna: So you're going to get another job?
Peter Gibbons: I don't think I'll like another job.
Joanna: Well what are you going to do about money? Bills?
Peter Gibbons: You know I never really liked paying bills, I don't think I'm going to do that either.

Ahh, to be hypnotized.

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 4:08 pm

or high? I read Meth is up 68% in the workplace

The PR guy was absolutely out of it today, just looked like he was still asleep. It's funny because it seems like he is never at work, so to see him there, but barely functioning is humorous.

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shenbaw · Post by **shenbaw** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 4:32 pm

MrSelf wrote: or high? I read Meth is up 68% in the workplace

Probably close to the amount that workplace deaths are up.

That's some scary shite. I won't have anything to do with it. I've read that after as little as two uses a person can be as physically addicted as a person that's been doing cocaine for years.

Scarface anyone?

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 4:49 pm

Yeah, the only reason I know is via a USA Today I picked up coming back from Vegas. When I worked selling Kirby's, one of the main guys was a speed/meth guy.... kinda scary. I don't need anything thats going to make function any faster, I'm already fairly hyperactive!

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shenbaw · Post by **shenbaw** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 5:49 pm

MrSelf wrote: Yeah, the only reason I know is via a USA Today I picked up coming back from Vegas. When I worked selling Kirby's, one of the main guys was a speed/meth guy.... kinda scary. I don't need anything thats going to make function any faster, I'm already fairly hyperactive!

Yeah, it's a full blown epidemic in this part of the country.

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