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no, it can still attend the annual planetary ball but does have to sit with the moons at the small table

Why do you one year old girls present their parents with an endless parade of Winnie the Pooh and Barbie films from the movie shelf?
(the count in the time it took to write this post is 1 barbie and four Pooh films)

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I.... I dont know.


WHAT IS AN INTERNET HEADACHE??

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An "internet headache" is caused when eyes are strained from whacking on other twinks in WoW for hours.

Why is it that a water-saving toilet supposedly saves water, yet clogs so easily with even a modest turd, thus necessitating multiple additional flushes, or other alternative measure to send the mass of refuse to the hell it belongs to, quite possibly using as much, more, or close to the amount of water a "normal" toilet would use?

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You could always just get a chamber pot.

I can has cheezburger?

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NEIN! DU KANNST NICHT CHEEZBURGER HABEN!

Do you like taking baths with a rubber ducky?

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If I took baths on a regular basis (instead of showers), I would definitely have a rubber ducky, preferably a pirate or zombie ducky, or a zombie pirate ducky.

Irrational statement ending in a question mark as a cop out for a real question?

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<Generic reply that makes a little bit of sense while trying to remain witty>

Taking showers instead of baths a cop out for choosing what type of rubber ducky to take a bath with?

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aye.

Eggs?

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COLOR THEM SO THE BUNNY WILL HIDE THEM AND YOU CAN FIND THEM LATER EXCEPT THEY'LL HAVE CANDY IN THEM SO WE CAN CELEBRATE THE RESSURECTION OF JESUS!


if, then?

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yes, but if the blue robots get there first the red robots will throw a terrible fit


paper or titanium?

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Papertanium.




IF YOU HAVE ONE DOLLAR AND CHUCK NORRIS HAS ONE DOLLAR?

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That means Norris can buy the equipment for the eagerly awaited: Walker, the ranger with a walker.

Is it true that Red Squirrel was a different colour before getting lost in that Kool Aid factory?

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Yes, that poor nooblet.


If you eat too much cream cheese...?

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Welcome to the jungle!

Can I poke that?

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If you pay 77 peuroallars.



Austria smells?

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only the people, and the sewage treatment facilities.

What would happen if Chuck Norris met Zombie Bruce Lee?

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Red will demonstrate.


WHERE ARE THE UPDATES????
lol

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Norway.

Are you pining for the fjords?

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No it is more of an elm or birch

If train A leaves Chicago at 5:17 traveling at 50 MP/H and Train B leaves Seattle at 6:19 traveling at 25 MP/H (fully booked by the AOEOAA <American Over Eaters of America Anonymous>) , which Amtrak train will derail first?

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The one with the penny on the tracks.

Did that hurt Zombie Abe Lincoln's feelings?

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No, that part of his brain was mostly destroyed by the fatal bullet.

Why does Chris have an extensive collection of Barney the Annoying Dinsoaur pictures to use for backgrounds?


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Because he enjoys falling asleep to the melody "BARNEY IS A DINOSAUR FROM OUR E-MAJJ-HIN-ASTE-EE-UN.




WHO?? WHAT?? MONKEY FETUS?

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Head east on SE Hawthorne Blvd toward SE 41st Ave 0.5 mi
2. Turn right at SE 50th Ave 0.7 mi
3. Turn left at SE Woodward St 0.1 mi
4. Turn right at SE 52nd Ave 59 ft
5. Turn left at SE Woodward St 0.1 mi
6. Turn right at SE 55th Ave 410 ft
7. Turn left at SE Tibbetts St 0.1 mi
8. Turn left at SE 58th Ave 0.4 mi
9. Turn right at SE Division St 344 ft
10. Turn left at SE 60th Ave 0.8 mi
11. Turn right at SE Belmont St 0.5 mi
12. Turn left at SE 69th Ave 0.2 mi
13. Turn right at SE Stark St 0.2 mi
14. Turn left at SE 72nd Ave 0.1 mi
15. Turn right at SE Thorburn St 0.1 mi
16. Continue on SE Washington St 1.2 mi
17. Turn right at SE 96th Ave 0.7 mi
18. Turn left at SE Lincoln St 0.2 mi
19. Turn right at SE 101st Ave 0.3 mi
20. Turn left at SE Division St 0.6 mi
21. Turn right at SE 112th Ave 1.0 mi
22. Turn left at SE Holgate Blvd 0.2 mi
23. Turn right at SE 115th Ave 0.5 mi
24. Turn left at SE Harold St 0.3 mi
25. Turn left at SE 122nd Ave 1.4 mi
26. Turn right at SE Division St 4.0 mi
27. Turn left at NW Birdsdale Ave 0.2 mi
28. Turn right at NW 14th St 0.2 mi
29. Turn right at NW 14th Dr 0.2 mi
30. Turn right at NW 16th St 0.2 mi
31. Turn right at NW Wallula Ave 0.2 mi
32. Turn left at NW Division St 0.2 mi
33. Turn left at NW Civic Dr 0.2 mi

Cuz this is THRILLER!?

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BRAAAAAAAIIINS!!


BRAAINS?

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no, manadraen, simply kidney stones.


Why god, WHY!

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