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"Let me go! If you do, you have have all the cupcakes of Islam!" Well, the guards were really hungry, so they.......

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thought about it for a second, but decided to turn down the offer as their mothers told them not to eat a lot of sweets before dinner. Instead they...

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Turned him into a duct tape mummy and then they were not sure what to do, but they noticed a clif and kept staring at it for some reason, then they...

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...stuffed him into a special military grade active containment unit, aka the trunk of their car, and drove off to burger king to get some grub. Meanwhile...

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the trunk was under investigation by the RIAA. Fortunatly, Bin Laden was no on their list of pirates, so they moved on.

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The RIAA did, however pass the info along to the MPAA who later came by and arrested Bin Laden because once a long time ago he could've possibly seen a fragment of deCSS code, and thus aided in the distribution of a circumvention device.

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Thsi device, known as the bit~bend~er, was known to cause cancer in rats, dogs, cats, snakes and grass hoppers. After 98% of tested humans ended up dying, whether it caused cancer in humans or not is still not determined. Due to this, Bin laden was put...

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in the custody of his mom, while the scientists running the lab were put in a mental institution pending transfer to federal prison for putting software code into humans along with various animal subjects against their will. Lord knows how they actually acomplished this, however agents at the scene were reported to have gouged their eyes out from the pure horror of the sight. Those agents strong enough to make it out with vision intact immediately burned down the testing facility, and refuse to speak of the incident to this day.

Meanwhile, back at Burger King...

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Mommy Foochow was wearing a mask. She is afraid to take off the mask because she is afraid of being infected with SARS. SARS is..................

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A government conspiracy, created by US intelligence agencies in order to...

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distract people from the whole Bin Laden issue. But the whole bin laden issue is also a conspiricy, but set up by the RIAA in order to...

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call piracy unamerican, and brand pirates as traitors, while also to allow the patriot act to be passed, allowing the RIAA to slip in the back door and spy on consumers to find out who didn't buy the latest britney spears album and then spam them with promotional material... which is all part of the devious plan of none other than...

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Anna Nicole Smith. It is rumoured that she weighs....................................

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45 pounds, but because of her new implants, now weighs 168 pounds. The RIAA decides to launch a weight loss program, and also tries to stop...

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thier own eventual demise by looking into the dairy industry, seeing as they know a lot about milking things for all they're worth, only to find out that...

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people aren't going to lose weight when drinking that cow's milk! The fat content is so high. Then the RIAA must find a way to get cow's milk out of the homes of Americans, Canadians, and misc. They think they can replace cow's milk with..................

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Britney Spears, only to find out that the vast majority of the earth's population is britney-intolerant, a condition that causes poeple to vomit and even the mere though of britney. This causes people across the world to launch a dairy coup de'tat lead by the now legendary...

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Manadren. Manadren is known for many things, including......

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the legendary cheese revolution of 1997, which was responsible for...

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the number of cats that are left homeless! There is also enough evidence to connect Red Squirrel to a gang of fellow squirrels. These squirrels were all sorts of colours, Red Squirrel being the red one of course. They were criminals by night, but by day they were...........

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criminal stoppers! This was a little trick to look as innocent as possible. But one day at the bird feeder...

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they stole money from an old owl, who was kissing a snake above the bird feeder. The squirrels found it odd that the owl had money and was kissing a snake, but they didn't realise that...............

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olws have big sharp claws and sharp beak, and eat rodents for breakfast! What do do? Before the owl noticed the squirrel group...

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Red gets out his PHP scripts! With these scripts, Red plans to.........

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block all the owls from using their claws. He starts typing...

<?php echo("STOP USING YOUR CLAWS IT HURTS!"); ?>

But the problem is...

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