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I could go on and on about that but i will put it simple, No


Bottom 9th 3-2 count, throw the curve or slider.



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Mr. Clean, yeah, that's it.

Is Mr. Clean as bald as he thinks he is?

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Mr. Clean has a full head of purple hair.

Five of them, think about it five, isnt that amazing?

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I can't count that high, I'm missing a finger!

What's the soup of the day?

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Soup DeJur


Is the Soup DeJur any good?

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If Chef BoyArDee is good.

What kinda name is BoyArDee, anyways?

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I dunno I think someone was just boyrd.

Is it just me or was that not only a horrible pun, but a bit of a stretch for a horrible pun as well?

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haha all of the above


Kill the bird??

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Spare the rod!

Nasal Congestion?

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Only on Thursdays.

Is Thursday a good band? And why didn't they come to my city with the rest of the Warped Tour?

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Only 80's music is allowed in [insert your city here]

What's the scoop?

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1 scoop vanilla, 1 scoop chocolate chip, and 2 scoops butter pecan.

Is 4 greater than, less than, or equal to spoon?

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erolyn wrote: 1 scoop vanilla, 1 scoop chocolate chip, and 2 scoops butter pecan.

Is 4 greater than, less than, or equal to spoon?

truly a simple question that any simpleton with an advanced understanding of galactic transdimensional calculus can answer but to put it simply -
spoon is of course a constant unless you are in or within a parsec of the Centauri System, in which case it is the value of the gravititational force on Alpha Centauri III divided by the current temperature at the equator on the third continent of Alpha Centuari II.
This figure is multiplied by the current figure for the waistline of the exceedingly rotund 8-armed governor of Betelgues Prime, Xarces Zibleon. It it is then divided by the combined current ages of both Strom Thurmond and Elvis - both of them left the planet for reasons mostly classified by the Galactic Council but it is rumoured by some that Strom did most of his 5,000 years assignment here but decided to leave a few centuries early- and taken to the power of fork.

Oddly enough, this equation usually works out to 4 with a margin of error of .5, unless Xarces (that rotund governor of Betelguese Prime) has eaten yet another of his particularly larger wives. At least 85 of his current 534 wives do weigh more than he does. The hot season of Alpha Centauri II may also cause the final value to rise to 5 or as high as 6 on bad years.

As I said initially, an exceedly simple question that anyone could answer.


now for the next question (paraphrased from a previous sig I had) -
If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning and you could save only one, would read the paper or go back inside?


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I'd go back inside, at least then I'd have a hint of plausible deniability for negligent homicide or some similar charge.

If you were a little bit country, and I were a little bit rock and roll, what is the average velocity of an unlaiden european swallow?

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42

meow meow meow meow?
meow meow meow meow?
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow?

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BARK!

*chomp*




Why do dogs hate cats so much? And vice versa?

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800,000 years ago, before the humans set foot upon this planet, it was called rraorg, and occupied by two species; felis & canine. It was a frightning time, in which the cat's began taking over and suppressing the dog population, only to be outcast themselves. Then, there was a terrible civil war, 96% of the total populations of both sides were killed. Those who survived went into seclusion, afraid of being seen and killed.. until now!!!

What's better: a burger today and money tomorrow or an enema and lobotomy?

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Hard desicion but it has to be Pepsi.

What the.... Huh? Whats that hair doing there?

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You glued it there September!

Why won't this screwdriver explode?

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No, no, you have the peper spray module installed, go find an Omni-Tek mechanic, he can install the Spontanious Combustion module.

If all the candies in the world got together and formed a fight club, which candy would beat up all the others?

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Mountain Dew.

Where IS the fountain of youth, exactly?

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Up and around your corner. LOL

Wheir can i find cheep beer?

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The Library

Are fish really all that?

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akh would have it otherwise, but no, they aren't

What does "Quant au courage moral, il avait trouvé fort rare, distair-il celui de deux heures après minuit; c'est-a-dire le courage de l'improviste." mean?

(No red, you can't answer )

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It means "This Quaint Courage moral is ill advised in Fort Rare, distilled Cellular Phones two here are appraised minus Crest Toothpaste if you the courage to improvise!"
Duh!

Is my french good or is it good?

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