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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 1:52 pm
by MrSelf
not on your life.

Aren't you the sum of your parts?

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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:15 pm
by sintekk
No, I'm what I eat.

Isn't 1+1 = ULTRA?!?!?

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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:23 pm
by MrSelf
Not what sex ed. told me, 1+1=3 :o

Is sex better with electricity?

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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:27 pm
by sintekk
Electricity + sex + clowns = ?????

What the hell?

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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 3:23 pm
by Jex Bane
sintekk wrote: Electricity + sex + clowns = ?????

What the hell?
i dont know, but my mom warned me bout ppl like you


U want an e-cookie?

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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 3:30 pm
by sintekk
Cookies are a sometimes food.

Should we hold out for a higher salary?

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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 8:51 pm
by manadren
No.

Is "Take the money! Take the money!" an inappropriate thing to shout when observing an interview?

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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 8:57 pm
by sintekk
Not if your Steve Jobs.

Does the perks include a free inhaler and 30 lifetimes worth of twinkies?

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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 11:42 pm
by manadren
Yeah, but the salary kinda blows.

You think it's worth it?

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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 7:16 am
by ana
Only if there are hot chicks involved.

Why are boys so dumb?

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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 10:42 am
by Bookworm
Ummm. Ummm.

Can you repeat that question?

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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 10:45 am
by manadren
no.

Is this the end of the world as we know it? Cause I feel fine...

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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:40 pm
by MrSelf
Yes, a new world will now exist, have fun!

Isn't it 'stuipid' to add another i in 'stuipid"?

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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 5:05 pm
by Bookworm
Yes, iit iis.

Are we there yet?

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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 8:08 pm
by manadren
not quite.

Wait. Was that the exit I was supposed to take?

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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 11:59 am
by MrSelf
Did it seem to go nowhere? If so, then it is.

Anybody ever say to you, "it sounds like someone has a case of the Monday's..."?

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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:38 pm
by sintekk
Once time, at the continental breakfast.

I'm bored, want to travel... TO THE FUTURE?!?!?!? O_O

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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:44 pm
by manadren
Alright.

But why does your time machine look like a blue police call box?

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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:47 pm
by sintekk
Because only the coppers hold the secret to poppin' fresh popcorn.

As for the future, I dunno... any guesses from you?

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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 2:05 pm
by manadren
I'd say flying cars, but we should have them by now.

Where's my personal teleportation device?

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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:21 pm
by MrSelf
You missed them, they were only out in 2003...


Where'd you get those nifty boots?

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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:58 pm
by manadren
I was born with them, it's called bare flesh.

Bear flesh?

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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:38 pm
by MrSelf
That's what I was born with!

How much do you think I could get on the black-bear market?

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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 1:42 am
by manadren
I'm not sure, aside from the horrible agony of having your feet skinned.

You think animals enjoy being skinned alive?

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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 3:41 pm
by MrSelf
I've never heard any complaints from the animals!

It rubs the lotion in its skin or else it gets the ___________?

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