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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 8:04 pm
by sintekk
Yes, spiderman was kind enough to explain why electricity isn't cool!
Where's that damned butter churn?
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Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 7:03 am
by ana
I sold it on ebay. It was possessed.
Why am I still awake?
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Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 7:26 am
by manadren
You're not.
Why am I up so damned early?
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Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 10:14 am
by Minnie
morning wood
Why is nobody here?
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Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 10:43 am
by manadren
it's saturday morning... everybody's watching cartoons.
Why are you here?
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Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 5:37 pm
by Minnie
bored
Ok cartoons have to be done by now. Why is there nobody here now?
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Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 5:58 pm
by manadren
Because of... Oh! Look! Shiny! *runs off with Minnie's wallet*
If 3 is the magic number, then what is 687?
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Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 5:59 pm
by sintekk
That number you think of when you become old and bald.
What number would a can of beans represent?
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Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 7:36 pm
by manadren
5987
What is the numerical representation of the intelligence quotient of the average newt?
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Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 7:48 pm
by ana
42.
Why does this song suck, exactly?
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Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 7:52 pm
by sintekk
Needs more cowbell.
Wouldn't have MASH been a better show if it had more cowbell?
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Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 8:08 pm
by manadren
moo motherboard. moo.
Why does the pig go "oink" anyway, instead of "squeal!"?
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Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 8:12 pm
by sintekk
The haircombs wouldn't have it any other way.
Good job children, now what noise does a Pirate make?
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Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 8:29 pm
by manadren
OMGWTFBBQ
I hurt my wittle finger. Will you kiss it and make it better?
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Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 8:36 pm
by sintekk
No, but I imagine if you sold the rights for someone to kiss your finger on e-bay, you'd make a killing.
Now, what'd you do if you hurt your kneecaps?
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Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 9:19 pm
by manadren
Sue Tonya Harding.
What about the spleen?
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Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 10:38 pm
by ana
In fine fettle, thanks fer askin.
Why can't skipping be more casual?
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:21 am
by Jex Bane
ana wrote: In fine fettle, thanks fer askin.
Why can't skipping be more casual?
because...we like to lick our shoes.
What does a rolling mountain of gargling mouth wash have to do w/ a spork on steroids???
*sporK*: A spoon with a forked edge., what one gets when one combines a spoon and a fork in a fusion chamber.
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:22 am
by manadren
by the sound of things, acid.
Why do you keep doing these things to yourself?
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:30 pm
by Jex Bane
manadren wrote: by the sound of things, acid.
Why do you keep doing these things to yourself?
b/c my brother told me to
what if superman was reallly...a homophobe on steroids that eats tunafish .w/ bananas and jelley?
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 1:11 pm
by manadren
Then the Tuna fish wBananas and Jelly Association of America would like him a lot more.
If I make a giant plate of jello with a file in it, you think it will get past the prison guards?
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 7:36 pm
by Minnie
Only if it is green jello, guards get mezmerized by green jello.
If this bannana
did not have legs would is still bounce up and down?
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 7:39 pm
by sintekk
It would do the handstand groove.
Woah, did he just sell a CHARKING?!?
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:02 pm
by manadren
No, you're just hallucinating again.
Is that gasoline I smell?
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:10 pm
by sintekk
FIRE!
Is everybody alright?
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