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abstract paining representing the sexual urges of monkeys. Fortunately, there is a button that can undo the damage, but................

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his coffee jamed it up good! He then takes a hammer and realizes that...

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he can still have the planet by flipping the......

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hammer on the other side, but when he attemps to do it, the head somehow causes disturbance in the space ships super sonic magnetic feild generation reactor which causes

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massive confusion. This is terrible! All of the crew suddenly worship a picture of Bill Gates. This picture of Bill has...............

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a pie in the face! A lemon cream pie! They then start to lick the picture and start craving for lemonade! Suddently...

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someone comes with a solution! These people are green alien beings with.....

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super duper electrogenetic photosonic emulators ZLS with Dual electrostatic emulating magnetic fieled generators. But they have no clue how to use it, so one of them pulls out the instruction manual but realizes....

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that the text is in Arabic! OH NO! Who can translate this material? Luckily, a person was found. This person goes by the name of........

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Osama Bin Laden, he is a great guy, well that's what they were told. They soon realize that the super duper electrogenetic photosonic emulators ZLS with Dual electrostatic emulating magnetic fieled generators is a type of air plane that can go really fast and can fly very low due to it's intellitent IceBurgAhead™ censoring technology. So they hop in it.

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It wasn't long, however, before the super duper electrogenetic photosonic emulators ZLS with Dual electrostatic emulating magnetic field generators started acting strangely. They had been sabotaged! It must be Osama Bin Laden!!!!! .... no wait wait... perhaps it was the strange stowaway, a kid by the name of...

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Martyin WickedSin! A serious threat to any technological advances, such as this super duper electrogenetic photosonic emulators ZLS with Dual electrostatic emulating magnetic field generators. He sends a flood of threatning emails to the ZLS driver, which is a computer acting as server, this flood causes...

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massive headaches for the administrators! The administrators decide to.....

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BAN him from the super duper electrogenetic photosonic emulators ZLS with Dual electrostatic emulating magnetic field generators but the problem is that it is currently travelling at 1957826492096837 km/sec, who knows what inpact it may have as to air pressure when the door is activated to open. But they open it anyway...

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only to find that they haven't been moving at all. The super duper electrogenetic photosonic emulators ZLS with Dual electrostatic emulating magnetic field generators is not really a super duper electrogenetic photosonic emulators ZLS with Dual electrostatic emulating magnetic field generators, but rather a super duper electrogenetic photosonic emulators ZLS with Dual electrostatic emulating magnetic field generators emulator, in essence a really fancy flight sim. And thus they exit the super duper electrogenetic photosonic emulators ZLS with Dual electrostatic emulating magnetic field generators emulator, confused at the number of times super duper electrogenetic photosonic emulators ZLS with Dual electrostatic emulating magnetic field generators has been repeated in the last 5 minutes.

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From here, they find out that there is another super duper electrogenetic photosonic emulators ZLS with Dual electrostatic emulating magnetic field generators beside, and it's a real one, at least, they think. So they hope in, in hope of going for a quick trip around the world a few hundred times and maybe take a *break* in the UK somewhere, so they start it up. But they realize that...

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the super duper electrogenetic photosonic emulators ZLS with Dual electrostatic emulating magnetic field generators runs on a strange kind of fuel which emits radiation deadly to humans that cannot be contained by any element know to man. Which makes them wonder why anyone built the darn super duper electrogenetic photosonic emulators ZLS with Dual electrostatic emulating magnetic field generators to begin with. So they scrap the entire idea and take a cab to the airport.

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Now at the airport, the security check point denies them because they are all green and that they are probably terrorists from another planet, so they are told to go back home or take a bus. They take the bus, and start wondering why they are green to start off with.

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tehy are so perplexed by the fact that they are green that they end up taking the bus to the office of Dr. Mean Gene Green to find out wha'ts going on. Only to be further perplexed by the diagnosis that they are...

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Victims of emulating magnetic field syndrome which leads to slight color change to a green tan, but slowly changes to other colors. This is proven to be caused by weird machines such as super duper electrogenetic photosonic emulators ZLS with Dual electrostatic emulating magnetic field generators but as it is unlikely for someone to get 100 miles close to one, they have nothing to worry about, and it's just caused by something else such as

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the crapola virus, often contracted by people who have been exposed to extreme amount of camel dung. Realizing they must have contracted the virus from Osama Bin Laden, they decide to...

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quarantine him. This requires industrial seran wrap, foil paper, cisors, duct tape and a giant machine gun. The machine gun would be used for

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defense of the perimeter as the realize that now that they've stopped moving, this quarantine going to turn into a gaint game of capture the looney, as everyone knows Osama Bin Laden is wanted in 45,000 countries for being a complete bunghole.. that and killing lots and lots of people. But just as they are about to fend off the first wave, they realize...

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that huge, expensive cats are ruining the plans! They are chewing through.....

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the wires which control the DE-4 Unit for the main T1. They don't know what this T1 is, but they know if it's down, it will spoil their plans. Trying to speek through seran wrap, Osama says...

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