10 perverted things golfers may say

Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:10 pm

"hole in one!"

"Can you see my ball?"

"Crap, my ball got stuck in the bush!"

"hmm, this wood is too big for this hit, I'll have to use an iron"

"After these two hills, there's the hole"

"I only have two balls left!"

"This bush is thick and has lot of poison IV I'll never find my ball"

"Can I see your 1 wood for a minute?"

"this fairway needs a trim"

"Crap, and I just bought those shoes, now they'll be all sticky from the trail"

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 9:00 pm

further proof that anything can sound perverted with the right frame of mind.

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 1:51 pm

Red Squirrel wrote:
"this fairway needs a trim"

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OLKMED · Post by **OLKMED** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:41 pm

"before we start, i need to wash my balls"

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