Ask a stupid question get a stuipid answer

Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:29 am

they want the frequent flyer miles.

if a tree fell in the woods and landed on a mime, would anyone care?

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Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:57 pm

oooh! poor tree!

why do jars tear?

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robonightmare · Post by **robonightmare** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 8:21 pm

They see me mowin' my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I wanna roll with the gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Really, really white and nerdy

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C.
Keep you're 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
At Pascal, well I'm number one (one)
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?)
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon(in part)

They see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I'd like to roll with the gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy

I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics
You know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect them
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

I got a business doing websites (websites)
When my friends need a code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a homepage for my dog (yo)
I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a role of bubble wrap
Pop, pop - hope no one sees me get freaky

I'm nerdy in the extreme
Im Whiter than sour cream
I was in A/V club and glee club
And even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard was
"Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin', they laughin'
And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so
White and nerdy

Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy

I wanna bowl with the gangstas
But oh well, it's obvious I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

E=MCdonalds?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:24 am

No, but all that grease can power your car if you set it up right.

You run your car on what?!?

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Shinizo · Post by **Shinizo** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:45 pm

I run my car on the sidewalk while I'm jogging, because it doesn't like to go for walks.

What is love?

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flowergirlajg · Post by **flowergirlajg** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:42 pm

Love has 3 steps.
1- true love
3- proposal.
3- Terrible regret.

and im sure you all know this.

What is the answer to this math question....
87.9 . 78.00956 - 123.554657+ 17362643.88 . Pi -66775849.88? he he he... i think i can figure that out. *grabs calculator*
wow, it equals -12251116.7
okay, ill ask another stupid question....

12=13 plus what??

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robonightmare · Post by **robonightmare** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 5:03 pm

six hundred and sixty-six borg drones.

gunship or cannonship?

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flowergirlajg · Post by **flowergirlajg** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:58 pm

Deodarrant.

MIDDLE SCHOOL
OR HIGH SCHOOL?

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:38 pm

neither! cuz this isnt the or game! lol

where do babys come from?

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:51 pm

Pour two cups of "Essence of Tinky" into some fertile soil and give it a good 9 months before harvesting.

Is your house zombie-safe?

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Shinizo · Post by **Shinizo** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 3:08 pm

My house has been undead free since 1963.

When is it okay to use baking soda?

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robonightmare · Post by **robonightmare** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 5:55 pm

when you are out of regular soda, o'course!

DECIPHER!

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what is this, translated into 3ngl1$h?

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flowergirlajg · Post by **flowergirlajg** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 9:57 pm

The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe.

Why do fools fall in love?

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:02 pm

fools do not like this cool site
http://www.anythingforums.com/forums/index...ost&CODE=00&f=5

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flowergirlajg · Post by **flowergirlajg** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 6:19 pm

ROBONITEMARE NEEDS TO GET HIS MOTHER******** A** OFF BUDDY'S ACCOUNT, GOT ME BROTHER!! THAT'S RIGHT HE'S SPAMMING! AND BTW PLEASE BAN HIM! BAN HIM! HE ANNOYS ME!
*clears throat*
is buddy a kind and caring person?

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robonightmare · Post by **robonightmare** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 9:22 pm

flowergirl is slandering my good name.

what does chuck norris do to slandering freaks?

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Shinizo · Post by **Shinizo** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 8:01 am

Takes them out to dinner.

What's a shower?

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robonightmare · Post by **robonightmare** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 2:32 pm

A mideval....ICE CREAM FLAVOR!!!!1!11

OH NOES!!!!!1 HORSE WORM!!!!111

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flowergirlajg · Post by **flowergirlajg** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 8:41 pm

....

Chris Crocker or Seth Green?

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Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 10:01 am

Seth Crocker

What's the difference between chris rock and chris tucker?

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robonightmare · Post by **robonightmare** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:39 pm

666 unholy dwarves.

WHY DO I LIKE MURDERING UNDEAD?

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flowergirlajg · Post by **flowergirlajg** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 9:36 pm

you don't. you enjoy the taste of their urine.

DO YOU STILL WET YO BED?

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Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:38 pm

WHY DO YOU SAY THE WORD "YOUR" WITHOUT THE "UR," TURNING IT INTO SLANG, EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT COOL AT ALL?

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robonightmare · Post by **robonightmare** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:52 pm

why is GG so critical?
A. there is a rabid weasel in his underwear.
B. he does'nt like Flowergirl.
C. he is a good old fashioned DICK.
D. he is, in reality, an ill-tempered seabass.

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flowergirlajg · Post by **flowergirlajg** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 6:03 pm

D.

Why does the slang term "yo" intimidate GoalGaurder, or cleverly known as CHRIS?

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