Ask a stupid question get a stuipid answer

sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 11:00 pm

So you got something to look at while your talking to them.

Why DO women have boobs?
(Family Guy marathon was on tonight, couldn't resist

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 11:11 pm

So guys'll have something to look at while they talk to women.....

go speed racer go?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 11:29 pm

1 to screw in the lightbulb, and 2 to throw feecees at each other!

Do you play the piano better when you're drunk?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 6:39 am

No, I just don't care as much.

Drive boy dog boy dirty numb angel boy In the doorway boy she was a lipstick boy She was a beautiful boy and tears boy And all in your innerspace boy you had Hands girl boy and steel boy you had Chemicals boy I’ve grown so close to you Boy and you just groan boy she said Comeover comeover she smiled at you boy?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 9:11 am

Somer Original Coppertone ® would take care of that.

Will a little dab do you?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 12:21 pm

No, and you're not my type.

What exactly is my type?

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 1:29 pm

Probably the type with hooves and an utter

Type AB-?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 1:42 pm

Ok. I'd prefer some nice O if you've got it.

Is that a beastiality reference or are you just happy to see me?

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 2:24 pm

Def. a beastiality reference

horsefucker.....

Live long... and prosper?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 4:49 pm

How about you prosper for a short period of time.

klaatu verada nickel?

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 6:22 pm

how about you two get a room!

richard dean anderson....

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erolyn · Post by **erolyn** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 7:02 pm

I've got something for you, Lois. I'll give you a hint: it's in my diaper and it's NOT a toaster.

What is it?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 7:19 pm

It's clearly a van parked on a diving board

Breast Cancer or just a cheeto?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 7:40 pm

I'm pretty sure that's just a harmless breast cancer.

What is that hideous thing on your face?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 7:58 pm

It's clearly a coonskin hat

Daniel Boone vs Davy Crockett: Who'd win in a cooking contest?

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 9:07 pm

Neither, Paul Bunyon would bust in (Oh Yeah!!!! ..... ) and out-cook both of them. Of cousre, height, or strength here, plays to his advantage, seeing as how he can cook anything he wants....

Is that a microphone in your pants or a banana?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 9:09 pm

Actually, it's a lug wrench. Funny story, should tell you some time.

What's the best thing that begins with the word Violin?

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 9:16 pm

Fisting silly!

So who's momma did raise a fool?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 9:23 pm

I don't know, but Mr. T pities him.

Did Mr. T ever intimidate you into using 1-800-collect?

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 9:28 pm

NO, Mr. T is dead, locked in my basemen....

NAked NEEEEEEWS!!!!!!!!!

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 9:32 pm

ALL THAT'S TOO MUCH FOR u 2 UUUUUUUUZZZZe!!!!!!!

Gold Bond, bail bond, james bond?

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 9:35 pm

Shaken, not stirred...

Makin' movie, makin songs, figh'n 'round the world?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 4:42 pm

It’s the rye or the kaiser! It’s the thrill of one bite

Hogwash?

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 5:00 pm

I listen to that song yesterday for the first time in over 5 years, how odd the coincident! Ain't gonna fly, now he's just choppin' up meat....

Does this reality make my hips look fat?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 5:08 pm

No, but that watermellon under your shirt does.

Trendsetter or just another stair-stepper?

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