Ask a stupid question get a stuipid answer

manadren · Post by **manadren** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 6:38 am

better than mine

If I put my fingers here and if I say I love you dear and if I play the same three chords will you just yawn and say "It's all been done"?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 10:19 am

I'd say, "Get away from me, you weirdo!"

If a blog ran into a lincoln log in an alley and got into a fight, who'd win?

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Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 11:46 am

your mother

erolyn?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 12:16 pm

Your sister

Elvis?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 12:59 pm

No thanks, already have one.

why spork and not foon?

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 4:19 pm

Cause I pity the foon!

Face? Mr. T?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 5:22 pm

Mr. T is actually an autamaton from the plant Bling-Bling Alpha 5

Is McDonalds selling salads ironinc?

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shenbaw · Post by **shenbaw** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 7:05 pm

No, people buying them is ironic.

Where do the ducks in the pond go when it freezes over?

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MagicBrowser · Post by **MagicBrowser** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 9:06 pm

sintekk wrote: It means "This Quaint Courage moral is ill advised in Fort Rare, distilled Cellular Phones two here are appraised minus Crest Toothpaste if you the courage to improvise!"
Duh!

Is my french good or is it good?

Wow, Napoleon was way ahead of his time

Where do you think? China!

Who is bob?

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erolyn · Post by **erolyn** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 6:25 pm

Your worst nightmare.

Why are they CALLED nightmares, anyway? I mean, I get the "night" part, but a "mare" is a female horse, which has nothing to do with anything at all. Why not call them "night dreams", or something that makes more sense?

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Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:13 pm

"because i said so" (i quoted that from dad)

why do i care?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:35 pm

you don't.

Why weigh on a sunny day?

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Sat Aug 14, 2004 1:18 am

pfft... how else I am going to make enough money to keep up with these furniture payments!

DVDA?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Sat Aug 14, 2004 1:42 am

AFAIK

Is roadkill the other white meat?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Sat Aug 14, 2004 4:31 am

Depends on what you hit.

jfjffjjfjfjfjffjjffjjfjffjfjfjfjfj?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Sat Aug 14, 2004 11:09 am

Choosy moms choose Jif.

Why Jif, anyways, what'd he do to deserve the admiration of legions of moms everywhere?

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Sat Aug 14, 2004 2:20 pm

invented the term MILF.....

"I find a window in the kitchen, and I let myself in
Rummage through the refrigerator, find myself a beer
I can't believe I'm really here, and she's lying in that bed
I can almost feel her touch, and her anxious breath!

I stumble in the hallway, against the bedroom door
I hear her call out to me, I hear the fear in her voice
She pulls the covers tighter, I press against the door

I will be with her tonight!
"

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Sun Aug 15, 2004 12:17 am

Due to Mr. Self's flagrant violation of the game rules, he will be sent to the penalty box, and a backup question, prepared for this very emergency, will be used in his absence:

Is the 'Game of Life' based on a true story?

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Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Sun Aug 15, 2004 12:18 am

yes baby, YES!!
(even though that wasnt a question)

what's the number for 911???

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Sun Aug 15, 2004 4:05 pm

sintekk wrote: Due to Mr. Self's flagrant violation of the game rules, he will be sent to the penalty box, and a backup question, prepared for this very emergency, will be used in his absence:

Is the 'Game of Life' based on a true story?

That was the question, you have been sentenced to death by poking....

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Sun Aug 15, 2004 4:06 pm

goalguarder12 wrote: yes baby, YES!!
(even though that wasnt a question)

what's the number for 911???

521-471-3753

867-5309eeiinnn........?

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erolyn · Post by **erolyn** » Sun Aug 15, 2004 6:38 pm

Was my true love's phone number. Before he was killed in a tragic pickle accident.

Woe is me...is woe me? Or is woe someone else?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Sun Aug 15, 2004 7:05 pm

Woe is the bloke with the top hat and crocodille.

Say WHAAAAT?

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Sun Aug 15, 2004 8:19 pm

Should have had a pepsi instead....

how many licks does it take?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Sun Aug 15, 2004 10:40 pm

Forty

Did YOU copy that floppy?

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