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Mr Smith · Post by **Mr Smith** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 4:07 pm

What does other mean? Because I think thats me....

Wolfire wrote: I know. Not from experience or anything. But I know. It hurts.

Its that kinda hurt that makes your momma hurt too.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 4:11 pm

It's a really ackwardly painful pain, really.

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Wolfire · Post by **Wolfire** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 7:31 pm

All right. I'm a girl, and I do not want to hear about this. I get the picture.
Thanks for the info, "guys". ha.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 7:54 pm

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Wolfire · Post by **Wolfire** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 7:59 pm

:doublepuke: No...I'm all right. Just a gross subject is all. Idk why anybody even made this damn topic.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:02 pm

It's something that needs to be public, so when any of us guys happens to get hit between the legs, you'll understand why we're on the floor in a "OMG this F#$#@ING HURTS" position.

That said, I think they should castrate people who are child molestors. Not with a knife or anything, but a hammer. Suddently the sexual abuse rate would go down by like 60% I can guarantee.

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Wolfire · Post by **Wolfire** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:03 pm

You are so weird.

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Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:33 pm

Red Squirrel wrote: you'll understand why we're on the floor in a "OMG this F#$#@ING HURTS" position.

Yeah a friend of mine got hit there by a fairly hard football and spent the next hour and a half lying in a ball on the ground at the side of the pitch.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:39 pm

that's funny. Getting hit in the balls is like 50 times more painful then getting nearly 1 amp of curent go from one arm to the other. I don't know about everyone else, but when I had that happen to me, it somehow made me laugh non stop, and I felt like if I was high or something. The new substance abuse problem: high amperage power sources.

In other news: Enron stocks to rise due to higher energy use. Will we get another black out? Tonight at 6:00.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:40 pm

Wolfire wrote: You are so weird.

I'll take that as a compliment.

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Wolfire · Post by **Wolfire** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:22 pm

Red Squirrel wrote:
Wolfire wrote: You are so weird.

I'll take that as a compliment.

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 12:00 am

im sooooooooo happy god made me a girl...

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Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 5:33 am

Clueless wrote: im sooooooooo happy god made me a girl...

You wont if you ever have kids.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 7:59 am

Cicero wrote:
Clueless wrote: im sooooooooo happy god made me a girl...

You wont if you ever have kids.

LOL, yeah. I would not want to go through that.

It's like taking a big dump, but the size of a watermelon. Man that's got to hurt.

And I did not make up the watermelon analogy, my grade 9 sex ed teacher did.

Don't ask why I still remember that though. lol

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Wolfire · Post by **Wolfire** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 8:54 am

Eww.

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Mr Smith · Post by **Mr Smith** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 12:26 pm

Wolfire wrote: :doublepuke: No...I'm all right. Just a gross subject is all. Idk why anybody even made this damn topic.

I would say but...... I'm not........................ ........................

.... .

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Wolfire · Post by **Wolfire** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 6:15 pm

What?

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OLKMED · Post by **OLKMED** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:23 am

i wouldn't consider something that half the population of the world has to go through, gross. i mean seriously most everybody has to deal with it, you should at least know about it.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 9:53 am

It's a natural process. I don't really find it gross. It's actually kind of cool to see it happen.

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Wolfire · Post by **Wolfire** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:30 am

It's gross to talk about it. I mean, If you walk into some public bathroom and walk out saying, "The guy next to me took a dump." or "I just took a dump" People wouldn't find you very attractive.

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Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:07 pm

Hi everybody. I just took a dump.

EDIT: Well, I read that post a few times and I find myself overwhelmingly attractive.

Maybe your just not saying it right...

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Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:37 pm

Wolfire wrote: I know. Not from experience or anything. But I know. It hurts.

No. You don't.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:46 pm

My cousin took this huge dump once, and he actually called his mom so she can come and see it because he could not believe the size of it.

I wish I would of been there, just imagine hearing this from the washroom as you hear the door open. "Woah mom, come and check this out!"

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:49 pm

thats nasty.. talking about it is bad enough, but telling people to look at it?

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:54 pm

Yeah especially when it's your mom. LOL funny stuff.

I still like the outhouse we moved though, the hole is so deep, when you take a dump, there's about a second or so of delay before you hear it hit the bottom.

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