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fragged one · Post by **fragged one** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 12:14 am

...using a copy of windows me as a shield. this acted like kryptonite on fragged, and he began to weaken...just then, magic...

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Magic · Post by **Magic** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 12:21 am

jumps in to the rescue. he has a copy of suse 9.1 pro in hand, and uses it to recharge fragged's energy. when fragged regains his strength, he...

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fragged one · Post by **fragged one** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 12:26 am

...uses his copy of fedora core 2 to blast away gates and his kryptonite. upon the site, spaz begins to lose the 'cloud' in his eyes, but suddenly realizes that his gateway sucks, and is not worthy of any 2.6 kernel based linux, so he...

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Magic · Post by **Magic** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 12:29 am

discards the computer. he sees the dominatrixes and...

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fragged one · Post by **fragged one** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 12:44 am

...wets himself, while manadren goes for the...

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 12:48 am

vomit bucket, somewhat disturbed by all that's happened, but just then...

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Magic · Post by **Magic** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 2:22 am

bill gates headbutted manadren. manadren then...

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 2:41 am

unable to chew it back any longer, ends up hurling right on Bill Gates' head and neck. As Gates slowly stands up, most of the vomit drips down the back of his shirt, though a good portion proceded to drop down the front of his face as well. While fragged was strangely aroused by this, Mr Gates was not, and seeing as he had just eaten dinner...

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Magic · Post by **Magic** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 2:48 am

threw up on fragged. furious, fragged lunges at gates, knocking over his castle built from stacking windows me cd's. gates, his eyes burning red with anger, does the unthinkable...

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 2:59 am

He touches a copy of suse linux (!!!!) in order to throw it at fragged. Fragged dogdes easily and the copy of suse, come to rest neatly, as if on display, next to a windows xp machine. Gates, refering to his "know the facts" campaign pamphlet, quickly lunges towards the machine, fearing that it's proximity to suse could get it infected and thus propagate the linux virus. However....

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 4:00 am

Willy Wallace places a +10 Amulet of Power on Harrison Ford's neck and uses the "Resurrection" spell on him. Ford grabs up his Fedora and Unix-based whip, and charges into the fray. Will then proceded to cast....

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 11:12 am

William Wallace wrote: Willy Wallace places a +10 Amulet of Power on Harrison Ford's neck and uses the "Resurrection" spell on him. Ford grabs up his Fedora and Unix-based whip, and charges into the fray. Will then proceded to cast....

...Whithering Wiener against Gates, BUT GATES HAD A "REFLECT MAGIC" SPELL CAST ON HIMSELF, causing the spell to bounce back to Will making him unhappy, so he then whips out...

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 1:52 pm

+1 boomstick of blowing things into oblivion, but it just so happens he left his ammo in his other pants so, he must improvise with...

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 10:48 pm

manadren wrote: +1 boomstick of blowing things into oblivion, but it just so happens he left his ammo in his other pants so, he must improvise with...

...the +20 Staff of Magic. Willy casts Grow on his peepee causing it to grow to the size of a cucumber. Then Willy cast Rebuke Monopolizer for -7 on Bill gates, causing him to....

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fragged one · Post by **fragged one** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 10:51 pm

...cast Bribe Judge +97, causing william to...

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 1:52 am

fragged one wrote: ...cast Bribe Judge +97, causing william to...

...give up and go pick up some transexual hookers for crazy fun, and afterwards, he...

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Cisco_Kid · Post by **Cisco_Kid** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 1:54 am

...give up and go pick up some transexual hookers for crazy fun, and afterwards, he...

......paid Tak and Stasi their money with an extra tip before heading downtown to look at the ridiculously shaped and incredibly expensive.......

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 2:33 am

Cisco_Kid wrote: ......paid Tak and Stasi their money with an extra tip before heading downtown to look at the ridiculously shaped and incredibly expensive.......

...squirrel whores Red Squirrel pimped in his moms basement on late nights. He paid 90 bucks for a fling and went off into a alley, where the whore took off her....

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Cisco_Kid · Post by **Cisco_Kid** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 4:19 am

William Wallace wrote: ...squirrel whores Red Squirrel pimped in his moms basement on late nights. He paid 90 bucks for a fling and went off into a alley, where the whore took off her....

coat made of cat hair and revealed her large fluffy tail. 'Is it all natural?' Will asked..........

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 7:36 am

Then suddenly the squirrel smacked Will upside the head with her tail, knocking him out. After removing the lead wieght she had tied to the underside of her tail, she quickly relieves Willl of the burden of his wallet and all valuables, before making a run for it.

A few hours later, Will finally wakes up to find...

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Cisco_Kid · Post by **Cisco_Kid** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 7:54 am

manadren wrote: Then suddenly the squirrel smacked Will upside the head with her tail, knocking him out. After removing the lead wieght she had tied to the underside of her tail, she quickly relieves Willl of the burden of his wallet and all valuables, before making a run for it.

A few hours later, Will finally wakes up to find...

......himself in a dark room. Apparently the police found him but were unable to determine who he was. Fortunately Tak and Stasi walked by just then and told the cops that Will worked with them. After a quick glance at Will, the cops let his 'friends' carry him back 'home'........

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 9:46 am

and it wasn't long before will was knocked out oce again. This time he awoke to findi himself dressed like a gimp and tied to a bed. In classic Quantum Leap fashion, Will said to himself "Oh boy"...

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 3:03 pm

...and said a spell. He turned into a rat and slid out from his bonds, then ran out, grabbed his Magic Stick and turned back into a human. Then he was given a horrendous turn as manadren fells inside of the room screaming, and frothing at the mouth. Will, scared that manadren might be rabid, scurried out the door and disappeared down the alley. manadren, meanwhile...

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 11:30 pm

Finished brushing his teeth, and then gargled with listerine, hoping to get that nasty vomit taste out of his mouth. He returned upstairs to meet Tak and Stasi.

"Yeah, I think we need to get the floor fixed in the bathroom. Oh, and by the way, Will excaped, using some weird spell to turn himself into a rat. Remember to use a gag next time."

Upon hearing this, Tak and Stasi ran after Will. Luckily they knew where he was going, and being stark naked and all he wasn't that hard to spot...

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Tue Jun 29, 2004 2:37 am

manadren wrote: Finished brushing his teeth, and then gargled with listerine, hoping to get that nasty vomit taste out of his mouth. He returned upstairs to meet Tak and Stasi.

"Yeah, I think we need to get the floor fixed in the bathroom. Oh, and by the way, Will excaped, using some weird spell to turn himself into a rat. Remember to use a gag next time."

Upon hearing this, Tak and Stasi ran after Will. Luckily they knew where he was going, and being stark naked and all he wasn't that hard to spot...

...but then, Will pulled out an AK-47, magic stick forgotten, and shot Stasi and Tak. Tak screamed and fell to the floor, bleeding from the chest. Stasi muttered another spell and the bullet went off into another area. Will screamed horribly as Stasi approached him, grinning insanely, with a...

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