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Magic · Post by **Magic** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 4:52 am

There once was a one-eared elf...

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 8:49 am

who made cookies for a living...

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 9:30 am

He worked in a small shop across from...

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fragged one · Post by **fragged one** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 9:51 am

the local brothel. after work late at night, he usually...

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 1:43 pm

....Bakes cookies for the lovely female Drow(dark elves)that sell themselves there, then he....

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fragged one · Post by **fragged one** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 1:45 pm

William Wallace wrote: ....Bakes cookies for the lovely female Drow(dark elves)that sell themselves there, then he....

...puts on his mask and cape, and pretends to be superman until...

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 1:46 pm

...he collapses from sheer exhaustion, because...

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fragged one · Post by **fragged one** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 1:47 pm

William Wallace wrote: ...he collapses from sheer exhaustion, because...

...he's exremely constipated, and the ex-lax isn't working until...

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 1:50 pm

...he drinks a bottle of Peto Bismol and does the "Yay! Pepto Bismol dance", then...

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fragged one · Post by **fragged one** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 1:51 pm

William Wallace wrote: ...he drinks a bottle of Peto Bismol and does the "Yay! Pepto Bismol dance", then...

...he collapses from the intense pain of seeing...

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 1:56 pm

fragged one wrote: ...he collapses from the intense pain of seeing...

...the Cisco Kid strolling around in a....

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fragged one · Post by **fragged one** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 1:57 pm

William Wallace wrote: ...the Cisco Kid strolling around in a....

...el camino wearing a pink bonnet and...

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 1:59 pm

fragged one wrote: ...el camino wearing a pink bonnet and...

a purple and barf-green kilt, playing a bagpipe, which made the elf.....

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fragged one · Post by **fragged one** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 2:01 pm

William Wallace wrote: a purple and barf-green kilt, playing a bagpipe, which made the elf.....

...freak out wolverine style, urinating all over the place just like...

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 2:06 pm

...Will Wallace did when he met Harrison Ford, who said...

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fragged one · Post by **fragged one** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 2:08 pm

William Wallace wrote: ...Will Wallace did when he met Harrison Ford, who said...

..."william wallace?"..."I HATE WILLIAM WALLACE!!!", and then shot himself with a...

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 2:59 pm

...glock .49 pistol. Willy Wallace grabbed Ford's...

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Raptomex · Post by **Raptomex** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 5:50 pm

...pants, took them off and threw them, then...

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Minnie · Post by **Minnie** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 8:20 pm

puked all over his shoe...Ford did not know what to do so..

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fragged one · Post by **fragged one** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 9:58 pm

...he urinated all over william and...

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Minnie · Post by **Minnie** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 10:25 pm

William was screaming for Mr. Self to help him but

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Sat Jun 26, 2004 12:41 am

he was otherwise occupied at the brothel with a

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Sat Jun 26, 2004 12:42 am

...cheap whore. Minnie found him and beat the crap out of him. Meanwhile, Willy and Harrison Ford were...

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Xevolar · Post by **Xevolar** » Sat Jun 26, 2004 4:33 am

..busy trying to win at strip poker against some of the cheap whores at that same brothel. Little did they know...

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Sat Jun 26, 2004 4:43 am

that one of the whores was actually a guy in drag, and he was losing badly. One of the other prostitutes, with a pretty obvious grin on her face, knew what was going to happen, and prepared a vomit bucket, when suddenly...

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