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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:43 am

ARRR ARRRR!!!

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:08 pm

we are the pirates who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

I've never plucked a rooster
and I am not too good at ping-pong
and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
and I've never kissed a chipmunk,
and I've never gotten head lice
and I have never been to Boston in the fall

(pirate captains log 2002
who be this band relient k
and why they be so full of contradictions)

we don't know what he did
but we're down with captain kidd
we don't wake up before lunch
but we all eat captain crunch
we don't smoke, we don't chew
we watch captain kangaroo

and I've never licked a spark-plug
and I've never sniffed a stink bug
and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball
and I've never bathed in yogurt
and I don't look good in leggings
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:08 pm

hahaha, i love being a pirate

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Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 9:25 pm

What kind of band is "relient k"?

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 9:42 pm

they're a christian band

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minime · Post by **minime** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 9:46 pm

any how wuzzzzz ^

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 9:48 pm

im waitin for my dad to come home with food

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 9:52 pm

theme parks are so much more fun the the suns outside
and i lost my phone to the lake beneath the batman ride!

haha i love that song

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Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:05 pm

Today is a cold rainy day. Not as bad as yesterday, but still bad.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 9:31 pm

eww I hate rainy days, rather have a blizzard with 4 feet of snow.

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ShadowFlood · Post by **ShadowFlood** » Mon May 01, 2006 10:23 am

Red Squirrel wrote: eww I hate rainy days, rather have a blizzard with 4 feet of snow.

we havent gotten rain for weeks down here in florida

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Mon May 01, 2006 4:10 pm

it rained all weekend! it started on friday and just stopped this afternoon

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Mon May 01, 2006 6:05 pm

Hey Everybody go on ma site My WebpageThanks
Kingjingle

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Mon May 01, 2006 6:19 pm

why do you want us to go on your webpage. what if we're a bunch of stalkers who want to kill you in your sleep?!?! you'll never know!! lol

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Mon May 01, 2006 10:14 pm

sooo anyone want some mac and cheese?
i made it myself!
from scratch!! mmm mmm good

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Mon May 01, 2006 10:17 pm

dude, i think im gonna pass my dad in number of posts soon. hahaha that'd be funny

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Bookworm · Post by **Bookworm** » Mon May 01, 2006 11:45 pm

Clueless wrote: dude, i think im gonna pass my dad in number of posts soon. hahaha that'd be funny

Well, I can't let that happen now. can I?

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Bookworm · Post by **Bookworm** » Mon May 01, 2006 11:46 pm

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Bookworm · Post by **Bookworm** » Mon May 01, 2006 11:47 pm

Bookworm wrote:

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Bookworm · Post by **Bookworm** » Mon May 01, 2006 11:48 pm

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Bookworm · Post by **Bookworm** » Mon May 01, 2006 11:48 pm

Bookworm wrote:

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Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Tue May 02, 2006 8:29 am

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Tue May 02, 2006 4:16 pm

i am unstoppable!!! ...hey look, pie!

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Tue May 02, 2006 5:03 pm

1960! yes! 21 more to go till i beat dad haha

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Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Tue May 02, 2006 6:27 pm

Taken from a certain site which shall not be named about my school:

The cafeteria is the only one in the civilized world to be rated "F-minus" by the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services. "This cafeteria sucks so much, I wouldn't let Hannibal Lecter eat there," DOH President and Food Industry Lobbyist Jack Abramoff said. "But the prices most def do not suck."

Most days the meal consists of:

• Slightly irregular pizza-shaped pie crusts with sauce and cheese-flavored plastic

• Monsanto fries (Warning: The Surgeon General has determined that smelling these fries may be hazardous to your groundskeeper.)

• Meatballs on stale bread.

That meal costs only $96.52, which would buy 96 and 52/100ths of a $1 Wendy's cheeseburger, which is at least edible.

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