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minime · Post by **minime** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:33 pm

it make's sence to me

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Bookworm · Post by **Bookworm** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:38 am

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Shinizo · Post by **Shinizo** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:14 am

I used to be a cardinals fan, but I haven't watched TV much anymore. I got in trouble at the bowling alley, because, supposidly, you're not allowed to say "crap" near very VERY VEEEEERY religious people. Because, saying crap can make you go to hell! Much less hearing it! So, I have been banned from TV, video games, computer restriction (I can still play FFXI, thank God) no phone, no music, no bowling. No going out places, no anything, period. I'm surprised I can still eat and breathe on my own.

Just, I wonder what the punishment would've been if I hadn't apologized o_O I don't think you can get much worse than this. ..Knowing my mom, JUVI = VERY YES. She thinks I'm one of them. She talks about it alot, but I just ignore her. Yay! Ignoring mom when she's angry is fun. *posts*

Edit: Oh and, this started out with being a cardinals fan and turned into me. How very narcissistic I am.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:46 am

Wow, that's not religious, that's phsyco. Come out of the washroom saying "That was the biggest crap I ever dumped in the bowl EVER, come check it out!"

See what the result is.

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unbreakable · Post by **unbreakable** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:34 pm

I agree with Red, shinizo...thats a load of CRAP. lol.

Yeay for you're mom. i don't think she ever liked me either. >.>

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Bookworm · Post by **Bookworm** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 3:49 pm

Red Squirrel wrote: Wow, that's not religious, that's phsyco. Come out of the washroom saying "That was the biggest crap I ever dumped in the bowl EVER, come check it out!"

See what the result is.

Okay, you'd get in big trouble for that, but not because of the word crap. Don't you realize pride is a sin?

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Bookworm · Post by **Bookworm** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 3:56 pm

Shinizo wrote: Just, I wonder what the punishment would've been if I hadn't apologized o_O I don't think you can get much worse than this.

The following is the punishment recieved by someone on one of my other forums when he was 13 and chose to lie about having doodled in class.

1. All of my letters from my mother were destroyed. (my mom lived in a different state)

2. I was to be grounded from May 6 to June 17 (I even recall the exact dates -- this event has stuck that vividly in my memory), during which, for the first half of said period, I would be required to eat seperate from the family.

3. My Sonic the Hedgehog comic book collection (which, at that point, I had been working on for five years), or at that part of it which resided there in Kentucky and not in Texas with my mom, was destroyed.

4. I was to be grounded from video games until my 18th birthday (a tenet that my parents eventually decided against enforcing beyong the end of the summer).

5. Most of my clothes and bedding were taken away. My selection of precisely seven towels and washrags (one set for each day of the week) to use was also rationed and predetermined.

6. For the duration of the grounding, when at church with my parents, immediately following services, I was to go to and sit inside the car for the hour or so that we traditionally spent hanging out with friends, without stopping to talk to anyone.

7. I would be put to a rigorous work schedule to occupy my time during all hours of the day that I was not directly involved in school work. The first major chore (which I didn't manage to finish before the end of the grounding) was to pull up each and every week manually from our two-acre front and back yards. On non-school days, I was to get up at 6 AM and to be outside pulling weeds by 6:30, having made the bed, showered, eaten, cleaned the dishes, and started any laundry going that I had need of cleaning. I was outside so much that I my skin had started peeling from the sun burns I had received (despite wearing sun lotion) by the time the grounding was over. On the rare instances that it rained too heavily outside to perform this duty, menial work, of course, was always available to do inside. My daily labors would end at 8:15 to 8:30 PM on school nights and 8:45 to 9:00 PM on other days.

8. For psychological effect, all posters and pictures were removed from my room in the basement.

9. Restroom breaks from my work schedule were timed.

10. I would also be required to memorize and recite a series of Bible verses dealing with the condemnation of liars and how God views liars as abominations. Specifically, I would be obligated to participate in what would otherwise be a voluntary youth Bible program for Lads to Leaders in my church in which you memorize and recite 10 sets of 10 verses each. My parents selected those verses dealing with lying and liars for me to memorize. Normally, the person doing the memorizing selects the verses for themselves in this program. The idea here, of course, was to convince me that if I didn't stop my "habitual lying" I would go to hell.

11. I was required not to tell my mom or anyone at school or church about the grounding I had received. (eventually, when I visited my mom for summer visitation, I decided against this)

12. If I violated any tenet of the grounding, I would then be required to wear a giant sign stating my 'crime' and walk up and down the streets of my neighborhood all day yelling what I had done wrong for all to hear, quote "like they do to prisoners."

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Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 4:56 pm

Shinizo wrote: I used to be a cardinals fan, but I haven't watched TV much anymore.

The St. Louis Cardinals, baseball? Or the Arizona Cardinals, football?

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:11 pm

lol wow, he posts something about all the horrible things that kid had to go through for lying and you instantly go back to talking about the cardinals, funny

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 9:52 pm

True sportsman

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Shinizo · Post by **Shinizo** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:26 pm

lol. Two words. Mark McGuire.

Please don't hurt me ; ;

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 1:16 am

Didnt he score the winning goal for a stanley cup game? and he broke a record or something, too.

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Shinizo · Post by **Shinizo** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 7:15 am

I laugh at you.

He was trying to beat out Sammy Sosa one year for most homeruns in baseball.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 11:21 am

No wait, wasn't it the most touch downs in football?

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minime · Post by **minime** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 2:32 pm

dont bull crap

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 3:24 pm

no, it was eating the most hotdogs in a minute!!

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minime · Post by **minime** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 4:30 pm

hotdog's ?? thought they were pork chop's

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Shinizo · Post by **Shinizo** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 5:21 pm

It was for drinking the most coke in 10 seconds.

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 6:12 pm

the most ice cream in 5 seconds

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Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:38 pm

The Card's are the best. No team is as good as them. Not one.

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:07 pm

what about my team? my team rocks!

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andthebeast13 · Post by **andthebeast13** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 1:50 am

ohh really??
MY team would totally obliterate your team

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 9:27 am

bring it! ive got ninjas!

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minime · Post by **minime** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 3:33 pm

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:07 pm

and my cat, my cat can kick your butt lol

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