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Mr Smith · Post by **Mr Smith** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:22 am

Who is emo?

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 3:36 pm

He probably did a typo and meant elmo.

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Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 5:17 pm

No, he meant emo.

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Mr Smith · Post by **Mr Smith** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:08 pm

Wow Reaper that shure does clear things up.

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Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:05 pm

Yep. I don't really know what it means, but that's what he meant.

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Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:12 pm

EMO:

An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this:

1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)
2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".
3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)
4. Emo guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.
5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.

This is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle/music, and now that I look at how pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about!

Link

And to see what "emo" looks like, see Here

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Mr Smith · Post by **Mr Smith** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:44 pm

I'm glad I'm not emo, I really am sensitive, too sensitive, does that mean I'm gay?

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000 · Post by **000** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 9:36 pm

Mr Smith wrote: does that mean I'm gay?

Yes. You will now be known as ....... Nancy. Have fun.

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 10:31 pm

i got questioned by a cop earlier!!

lol i wasnt the one in trouble though, hehehe, i hope those guys get busted!!! they attacked my brother and one of my friends, i tackled one of them hehehehe, they are in so much trouble

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 11:31 pm

Dealing with cops is fun, when it's helping them bust some criminal.

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Mr Smith · Post by **Mr Smith** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 7:10 pm

0 wrote:
Mr Smith wrote: does that mean I'm gay?

Yes. You will now be known as ....... Nancy. Have fun.

But seriously.

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000 · Post by **000** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:44 pm

Mr Smith wrote:
0 wrote:
Mr Smith wrote: does that mean I'm gay?

Yes. You will now be known as ....... Nancy. Have fun.

But seriously.

Yea me too. If you have to ask if you are gay.....well then you are.

Have fun Nancy.

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Mr Smith · Post by **Mr Smith** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:43 pm

Im going to look at porn.

OMG IM GAY!!!!!!

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Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 11:21 am

Crazy crazy crazy. CRAAAZY!!! crazy crazy.

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Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 11:23 am

Mr Smith wrote: Im going to look at porn.

OMG IM GAY!!!!!!

Is this defending your "non gayness"? Because there is gay porn.

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:54 pm

You are gay. Because....

Xx MY HEART IS ON THE FLOOR, WHY DON'T YOU STEP ON IT?! xX

Emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 2:33 pm

There's no turning back. SLICE YOUR WRISTS!!!!!

LOL J/K

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Mr Smith · Post by **Mr Smith** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:12 pm

Reaper wrote:
Mr Smith wrote: Im going to look at porn.

OMG IM GAY!!!!!!

Is this defending your "non gayness"? Because there is gay porn.

What?

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:55 pm

Red Squirrel wrote: There's no turning back. SLICE YOUR WRISTS!!!!!

LOL J/K

-Slits.wrists-

Oh.how.im suffering..... How.cool.it.feels.... Taking.a.drag.off.my.cigarette.in.slow.motion........ -Tilts.head.back.to.move.hair.from.face-

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Shinizo · Post by **Shinizo** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 6:26 pm

We emos are all posers.

OMG, I GOT EFFIN HOMEWORK?! WHY DO I HAVE HOMEWORK?! WHY IS IT MY LIFE IS NEVER FAIR! WHY?!?!

I'M GOING TO GO CUT MYSELF!!

But I'm really not, I'm just doing it for attention. FOR I AM AN EMO POSER.

Plus, I like Elmo's voice. And Snuffalupagus is still cool.

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Mr Smith · Post by **Mr Smith** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 8:54 pm

EMO!
Hi I'm a sensitive guy, possibly gay, I love Simple plan because they talk about real stuff like, stuff most people woulnd't understand. But if you don't call I'll go cut myself because I'm an attention whore.

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 9:20 pm

Mr Smith wrote: EMO!
Hi I'm a sensitive guy, possibly gay, I love Simple plan because they talk about real stuff like, stuff most people woulnd't understand. But if you don't call I'll go cut myself because I'm an attention whore.

lol, most of simple plans songs are of them complaining about something, but a couple are good ones, like untitled

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 6:27 pm

IM EATING A REESES!!!

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 6:27 pm

Reeses are the best candy ever

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 6:28 pm

peanut butter.... and chocolate... cant get any better than that

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