World's Longest Thread

Bookworm · Post by **Bookworm** » Sun May 01, 2005 6:34 pm

I just checked the top ten posters and I have come between Minnie and Fragged One. So sorry.

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000 · Post by **000** » Sun May 01, 2005 7:29 pm

Family Guy starts in an hour and a half. Finally. I have the first/only 3 seasons on DVD.

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Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Sun May 01, 2005 8:01 pm

Who knows when we get it. I may have to tap, ahem, certain sources to get it.

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ycontrol · Post by **ycontrol** » Mon May 02, 2005 12:27 am

Oh man Cicero that avatar and message rules....that's my favorite episode of all time.

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Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon May 02, 2005 8:01 am

Yeah it does. I was watching that episode when I was finding an avatar.

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Mon May 02, 2005 10:00 am

I watched "Ready, willing, and disabled" last night before the new one, that has to be one of the best episodes ever!

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Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon May 02, 2005 11:01 am

I think the best one (so far) is the one with Petoria (E. Peterbus unum or something like that). I love the idea of all the dictators of the world gathered at a pool party.

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Mon May 02, 2005 1:06 pm

Oh yeah, that was great.

Stewie: "Oh, teach me that thing you do when you kill an infidel!"
Stereo-typical Arab: Raises sword, "Ayayayayayayayayaya"
Stewie: joins in "Ayayayayayaya"

Peter: Hey, Slobodon, you made it!
Slobodon Milosevic: I didn't know what to bring, so I made coleslaw. It's made out of people! Ha ha, just kidding. Hey, is Muammar here yet?

Saddam : And then Jerry guessed that her name was "Mulva".
Muammar: That show is so funny. It really reminds me of me and my friends. You know, the way we just hang out - before I kill them for worshipping the wrong god.
Saddam: Yeah, and I love that Kramer guy - he comes in the room like this - [braying] - well, I can't do it, but you know.

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Mon May 02, 2005 2:25 pm

http://familyguy.armygrade.com/media/cat_s...canttouchme.mp3

Police Officer: Hey. That's Against the law. You're coming with me.
Peter: [singing to the tune of U Can't Touch this] Ah ah ah. Can't Touch Me/ Can't Touch me/ Ja ja ja ja just like the bad guy/ from Lethal Weapon 2/ I've got diplomatic Immunity/ so Hammer, you can't sue/ I can write graffiti even jay-walk in the streets/ I can Riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat/ Can't touch me/ Can't touch me/
Joe Swanson: What in god's name is he doing?
Peter: Can't touch me.
Cleveland: I believe it's the worm.
Peter: [still singing] Can't touch me/ STOP, Peter time/ I'm a big shot, there's no doubt/ light a fire then pee it out/ Don't like it, kiss my rump/ Just for a minute, let's all do the bump/ Can't touch me/ Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump/ Can't touch me/ I'm Presidential Peter/ Interns think I'm hot/ Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot/ I've been around the world/ from Hartford to Back Bay/ It's Peter, Go Peter, I'm so Peter, Yo Peter, Let's see Regis rap this way/ Can't touch me.

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Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon May 02, 2005 2:47 pm

Thats some good rapping.

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Mon May 02, 2005 3:47 pm

Except you, you can touch me...

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ycontrol · Post by **ycontrol** » Tue May 03, 2005 9:34 pm

That was a good ep...they're all good.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Wed May 04, 2005 3:26 pm

Had an interesting afternoon. My dad made me take off the christmas lights on the house, given it's nice out, only problem is that we don't have a ladder. But I managed to use the step lader and 2 chairs and I was high enough to reach. Glad to still be aliave.

Well the part where the ground is straight was not so bad, it was the cement stairs and the grass slope that screemed safty hazard.

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Bookworm · Post by **Bookworm** » Wed May 04, 2005 10:17 pm

I delivered a package to a guy today, and he told me a joke. He said his boss at the bank was talking about the credit cards the bank puts out. The boss then said that his wife's credit card was stolen, but he didn't bother cancelling it because the thief was charging less than his wife did.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Thu May 05, 2005 1:33 am

LOL that's great.

My parants are bad with their credit card. they have it with a huge debt on it. To me, a credit card should be paid off right away, instead of leting the interest grow. It's not a savings account.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Thu May 05, 2005 4:50 pm

I just bought a siren and a small battery pack which I'll wire to my dad's room and a switch in mine when I get the chance, to stop the horrible snoring that keeps me awake at the touch of a button.

But I didn't realize the thing is 102db.

Simply put, it will stop his snoring very well once it's wired up.

I'll have to wrap it with something to muffle the sound a tiny bit. Forgot to buy the push button for it though. I don't want to be scrambling for 2 wires at 5:00am.

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Fri May 06, 2005 12:50 pm

Brilliant!

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Fri May 06, 2005 1:14 pm

We'll see what my dad thinks though.

Hmm I better wire that up today since it's the only time I'll be home alone until I start college again. Starting work on monday. Can't wait, will be fun to have a real job for once.

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Fri May 06, 2005 1:28 pm

I know how you feel, getting that paycheck really feels good too, to be self-supportive. Of course, anything is better than just sitting around home doing nothing and having no money to do anything if you wanted.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Fri May 06, 2005 4:58 pm

Yep I'm starting work on monday as a network analyst. Will be awesome, I can't wait for monday. (now, how often do you hear someone say that?

)

As for that anti snore thing I made, well I wired it up today. Was interesting to say the least to wire something from my room to his, without making wire show, and without making any kind of holes in the walls, floor or ceiling. Only spot where it's not stealth is the corner behind my dad's dresser where the baseboards were a little too low against the carpet, and a good section of my room the wire is not under the baseboards due to many obsticles. But the hardest part was my dad's room, getting behind that dresser was a pain. Took a chair, climbed over it and got behind and told myself I'll figure a way out once I'm done.

All I need now is to buy that switch to control it from my bed. It sure will wake him up of his snoring.

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Sat May 07, 2005 11:27 am

sintekk wrote: Like cats better. So there.

Tak, you went to an older avatar
[right][/right]

Is there something wrong with that?

I removed the wonderful musical artist with the equally wonderful hat, but she and all my other used avatars will be back.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat May 07, 2005 7:21 pm

that's always fun. SQL error on line 6666.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat May 07, 2005 11:07 pm

OMG I just found out one of my friend's friends is gay. I'm still hoping it's some kind of joke, but I'm sure they would not keep it for this long to make me wonder. So it ain't looking too good. Not to mention those various "moves" in UO.

Scarry. But oh well if he is it's his decision and all I can do is pray about it and hope he realizes it's not right.

Scarry part, I was just playing along with his commentns in UO, saying things like "come touch my sword" and "let me pull out my big bow"

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ycontrol · Post by **ycontrol** » Sun May 08, 2005 9:24 pm

Red Squirrel wrote:

"come touch my sword" and "let me pull out my big bow"

That's not cool Red......not cool at all.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun May 08, 2005 9:33 pm

It was funny at the time, but I did not realize he was gay either.

Gives a whole new meaning to archery.

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