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000 · Post by **000** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 10:48 pm

goalguarder12 wrote: hey, what the fudge is your problem. calm the fudge down.

Stop it. You're making me hungry.

Great Angel, now stay away from him.
Your threads are like an episode of cops.

Cops show up at a trailer park and pull some drunk/high buck-o-five hill jack out of the your trailer and throw him in the car. He's screaming "you stupid beeotch!"
You are crying and scream " I love you baby, it don't hurt that much. The bruises will go away but I'll love you forever!" He goes to jail and you go back to the TV.
This same scenario is repeated every weekend.

Angel, please don't let this be you. You're better that that.

Hey, nice bike.

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Bookworm · Post by **Bookworm** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 11:46 pm

I just had some cookies and creme ice cream, and I found a whole Oreo cookie in the ice cream. Just thought you'd want to know.

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 11:47 pm

Bookworm wrote: I found a whole Oreo cookie in the ice cream

This thread is now the Official Oreo Thread.

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Bookworm · Post by **Bookworm** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 11:50 pm

I always try to bite off one half of the cookie so that the other half has all the creme, but it never works quite right when done with one's teeth.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 12:15 am

When I was a kid I used to always eat the top first, slice off the cream with my bottom teeth, then eat the other part.

(and I still do)

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 12:17 am

Red Squirrel wrote: When I was a kid I used to always eat the top first, slice off the cream with my bottom teeth, then eat the other part.

That's what I do, except I just scrape the top cookie part off and eat the cream and cookie part together

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Brooklynite · Post by **Brooklynite** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 1:49 am

People don't become gay just from experiences. Trust me no one wants to be gay in a society that is so hateful of them. In homosexuals the hypothalamus which is the part of the brain that is involved in sexual behavior is different than in heterosexuals.

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 2:30 am

I'm gonna go and be the blasphemer here...

I'm not particularly fond of oreos.

don't hurt me!

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ana · Post by **ana** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 4:50 am

0 wrote:
goalguarder12 wrote: hey, what the fudge is your problem. calm the fudge down.

Stop it. You're making me hungry.

Great Angel, now stay away from him.
Your threads are like an episode of cops.

Cops show up at a trailer park and pull some drunk/high buck-o-five hill jack out of the your trailer and throw him in the car. He's screaming "you stupid beeotch!"
You are crying and scream " I love you baby, it don't hurt that much. The bruises will go away but I'll love you forever!" He goes to jail and you go back to the TV.
This same scenario is repeated every weekend.

Angel, please don't let this be you. You're better that that.
Hey, nice bike.

Perfect 10.

I really wasn't trying to be mean. Sometimes people will go on forever making fools of themselves, and not even realize how they look to others. I really said it for her own good, though 0 did a much better job. Thank you, 0.

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ana · Post by **ana** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 4:51 am

Red Squirrel wrote: Woah that's an awesome bike!

I was thinking, I should merge all her threads in one thread and call it "the official depression thread".

Brilliant.

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ana · Post by **ana** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 4:52 am

Christ on a bike.

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Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 5:25 am

goalguarder12 wrote:
ana wrote: Shut up already.
Nobody cares.

hey, what the fudge is your problem. calm the fudge down. you don't have to be so mean. she has the freedom of speech, she doesn't have to shutup, and I care. what now??? stop criticizing people and be supportive. goddamnit. some poeple.

i think thats great angel. i am glad for you. that flicker isn't worth the energy.

I love the censor

And also, I had a bike once. I m ight still have it, who knows......

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000 · Post by **000** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 8:27 am

ana wrote: Christ on a bike.

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 10:25 am

manadren wrote: I'm gonna go and be the blasphemer here...

I'm not particularly fond of oreos.

don't hurt me!

As a blasphemer you will be stoned to death.

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Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 10:37 am

speaking of lesbians, i have had many of my friend who are girls ask me why guys like lesbians so much. here's what i said. guys like lesbians for 3 reasons. 1, lesbian girls are usually really horny. guys like horny girls. 2, lesbian girls are usually hott, trust me, i know a couple. 3, THERE ARE 2 OF THEM!!!!! double!!!!! whats better than that??? 2 becomes 4. 1 becomes 2. sometimes there are even 3 of them. and when that happens.........well..........kill yourself. because nothing in life will seem good anymore. if you win a million dollars, you'll be like," oh......great......thanx......" nothing gets better. nothing can compare to that. unless.....there are four. and you can't go higher than 4 because then it's just wierd. ( i mean c'mon, u got like 70 girls goin' at it with eachother at the same time......thats fuckin' wierd) but if there are four. then instantly castrate yourself. then kill yourself. because after that, things will get so, not-exiting, that you won't want to live anymore. so kill your self.

i'm rambling aren't I?

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 10:40 am

goalguarder12 wrote: 2, lesbian girls are usually hott, trust me, i know a couple.

L'bull, sheet.

I haven't found there to be any higher frequency of hot lesbians than hot heteros.

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Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 10:42 am

but seriously, i really think that girls go lesbian is because they want to have sex for the first time. so they choose red. after that, they wont want to be stright anymore. so red, it's your fault that girls are lesbian. yes i am saying that you are an ugly..b....b......crap, your an administrator aren't you......then your an ugly.........................................person.

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000 · Post by **000** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 11:51 am

goalguarder12 wrote: but seriously, i really think that girls go lesbian is because they want to have sex for the first time.

That's just silly.

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 12:02 pm

ana wrote: Christ on a bike.

Cool

We need more Christ on a Bike

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 12:37 pm

Talk about a holy ride on holy ground.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 12:46 pm

I want to know how 2 girls can have sex. That would be something educational. I can use this same knowledge to rewire a sound system or something, hook up 2 female cables together.

I usually need a gender changer for that.

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Angel · Post by **Angel** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 1:07 pm

talk about a holy roller!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Angel · Post by **Angel** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 1:10 pm

im so sick of people taking over threads.......its so annoying......if somoene is gone for awhile the their whole thread turns into something else........*****IM OVER IT*** good example

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Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 1:19 pm

What more did you expect from that thread, did you want to be showered with praises for getting over some guy?

And also, you contributed to the so called "taking over of the thread", you said "talk about a holy roller" or something like that.

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Angel · Post by **Angel** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 1:20 pm

shut up

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