Are my testicles black?

[Red Squirrel]

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an
oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated
from a difficult four hour long surgical procedure. A young
student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath
"Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask. "Are my
testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly
pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in
one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them
around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing
wrong with them, Sir!!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very
slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen
very, very closely.....



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[richardj]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

That's naughty!

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