REDNECKS

richardj · Post by **richardj** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:25 pm

A couple, both rednecks, had 9 children.

They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed."

The doctor asked them why,
after 9 children, would they choose to do this.

The husband replied that they had read a recent article that 1 out of every 10 children
being born in North America was Mexican

and they didn't want a Mexican baby

because neither of them could speak Spanish.

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ycontrol · Post by **ycontrol** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:27 pm

Oh my....

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:40 pm

LOL that's great

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manadren_it · Post by **manadren_it** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:04 pm

That's amazing! A redneck that can read

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Pyr-O-Rgasm · Post by **Pyr-O-Rgasm** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:59 am

manadren wrote: That's amazing! A redneck that can read

Aha. Throwing a smaller joke into it! That was good. I wouldn't have caught that.

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rovingcowboy · Post by **rovingcowboy** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:24 am

dang dab it thar ya isin' askin' fors its anin' yousin's is's gonnas gits its.

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Pyr-O-Rgasm · Post by **Pyr-O-Rgasm** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 2:56 pm

rovingcowboy wrote: dang dab it thar ya isin' askin' fors its anin' yousin's is's gonnas gits its.

Toooooo over-exaggerated. Normaly exaggerating things like that makes it funny, but that is just hard to read.... And I know rednecks, my family is filled with them.... So I shouldn't have a problem with redneck talk....

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richardj · Post by **richardj** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:39 pm

Pyr-O-Rgasm wrote: .... And I know rednecks, my family is filled with them....

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Death · Post by **Death** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:56 pm

That's just wrong

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richardj · Post by **richardj** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:45 pm

Furball wrote: That's just wrong

LOL (CLICK)

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rovingcowboy · Post by **rovingcowboy** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:58 am

Pyr-O-Rgasm wrote:
rovingcowboy wrote: dang dab it thar ya isin' askin' fors its anin' yousin's is's gonnas gits its.
Toooooo over-exaggerated. Normaly exaggerating things like that makes it funny, but that is just hard to read.... And I know rednecks, my family is filled with them.... So I shouldn't have a problem with redneck talk....

yepper it is a mite ard ifin ya ain't a hilbilly redneck shucks tho ya shodn't hand mulch tribbles a reddin' it. ifin' ya's juss a plum redneck.

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rovingcowboy · Post by **rovingcowboy** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:01 am

Furball wrote: That's just wrong

i second or third that it is too close to redneck porn.

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Death · Post by **Death** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:11 pm

richardj wrote:
Furball wrote: That's just wrong
LOL (CLICK)

ROFL that was great.

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richardj · Post by **richardj** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:07 pm

Furball wrote:
richardj wrote:
Furball wrote: That's just wrong
LOL (CLICK)
ROFL that was great.

Did you see the 'click here quick' bubble for an extra show??

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rovingcowboy · Post by **rovingcowboy** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:14 am

richardj wrote:
Furball wrote: That's just wrong
LOL (CLICK)

that inducates a problem richardj?

are you having some troubles ?

do you need to see things like that to make you happy?

go get another beer you might be more down then
you thought.

but my grade for the flash cartoon

my grade for the above redneck photo

your slipping Richardj you use to be all

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richardj · Post by **richardj** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 7:13 pm

rovingcowboy wrote:
richardj wrote:
Furball wrote: That's just wrong
LOL (CLICK)
that inducates a problem richardj?

are you having some troubles ?

do you need to see things like that to make you happy?

go get another beer you might be more down then
you thought.

but my grade for the flash cartoon

my grade for the above redneck photo

your slipping Richardj you use to be all

OK------------

Some of what you wrote I don't understand--but--

The pic & the CARTOON depict real life situations that are funny.

Have you no sense of humor?

BTW--I RARELY drink--maybe I should start.

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Death · Post by **Death** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:17 am

But you have to admit, that song was rather catchy. Seems to present some irony because you don't usually hear country music sung on that kind of subject.

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richardj · Post by **richardj** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:29 am

Furball wrote: But you have to admit, that song was rather catchy. Seems to present some irony because you don't usually hear country music sung on that kind of subject.

IT WAS A REDNECK BAR

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richardj · Post by **richardj** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 3:22 pm

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Death · Post by **Death** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:46 pm

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Death · Post by **Death** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:49 pm

richardj wrote:
Furball wrote:
richardj wrote:
LOL (CLICK)
ROFL that was great.
Did you see the 'click here quick' bubble for an extra show??

lol who wouldn't have?

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richardj · Post by **richardj** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 9:52 pm

Furball wrote:

NOTHIN STOPS REDNECKS FROM FISHIN'

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Pyr-O-Rgasm · Post by **Pyr-O-Rgasm** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:04 am

Furball wrote: But you have to admit, that song was rather catchy. Seems to present some irony because you don't usually hear country music sung on that kind of subject.

You sir, do not know country music. There is LOADS of country music about getting drunk, boobs, and girls. Maybe not drunk moms flashing bar goers.... But still.....

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richardj · Post by **richardj** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 8:31 pm

After the tourist had been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, he beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of ass?"

"Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl. Then she looked around the room, smiled and added, "Sure, why not? You're nice lookin' too and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't we just slip away up to my room?"

When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress asked, "Will there be anything else, sir?"

"Why yes," replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what y'all just did for me; it was real sweet and right neighborly, but where ah come from in Tennessee we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah still need to trouble y'all for a piece uh ass for mah drink."

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Death · Post by **Death** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 10:45 pm

Pyr-O-Rgasm wrote:
Furball wrote: But you have to admit, that song was rather catchy. Seems to present some irony because you don't usually hear country music sung on that kind of subject.
You sir, do not know country music. There is LOADS of country music about getting drunk, boobs, and girls. Maybe not drunk moms flashing bar goers.... But still.....

First one I heard about that. Then I went on a p2p network and found more by the same singer. So yea, didn't know there were that many country songs about boobies

. Oh, and another classic redneck story by richardj

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