Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final
test was for them to line up in a straight row,
totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful,
big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each
priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and
they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she
danced in front of them would not be ordained
because he had not reached a state of spiritual
purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first
candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the
line with the same response from all the priests
until she got to the final priest, Patrick.
Poor Patrick. As she danced, his bell began to ring
so loudly that if flew off, clattering across the
ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.
Embarrassed, Patrick quickly scrambled to where the
bell came to rest.
When he bent over to pick it up......
All the other bells started to ring.
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