A college professor was doing a study
testing the senses of first-graders, using a bowl of lifesavers...
He gave the children lifesavers and asked them what they tasted like.
The children began to say:
"Red............cherry,
Yellow.........lemon,
Green..........lime,
Orange.........orange"
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers...
After eating them for a few moments none of the children could
identify the taste...
"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue:
It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled:
" Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"
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