This is realy old, but funny

Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 10:30 pm

http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/200...42056.2147.html

I have an AMD processor.

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Pyr-O-Rgasm · Post by **Pyr-O-Rgasm** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:39 am

Wow... With the exception of using Linux and having Bonzi Buddy, I'm one badass hacker I'll tell you that!

Read the comments. Nerds need to realise that was a fuckin' joke. If you couldn't tell by the pure nature of it, you aren't much brighter than the supposed guy who wrote it!

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Triple6_wild · Post by **Triple6_wild** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 1:02 am

1. Has your son asked you to change ISPs?
A: the one we have now sux so yes

2. Are you finding programs on your computer that you don't remember installing?
A: of course thay find stuff thay didnt install ... mozilla and paint programs and games are prime hacking tools

3. Has your child asked for new hardware?
A: we have 128 ram and 800mhz processer with win XP... ITS SO SLOW

4. Does your child read hacking manuals?
A: only if thay are on the net and i need it for a reason such as cheating on a game

5. How much time does your child spend using the computer each day?
(more then thirty minuts and your a hacker)
A: i can spend up to 20 hours non stop playing a very good game ^^

6. Does your son use Quake?
A: not yet but there are other games to play

7. Is your son becoming argumentative and surly in his social behaviour?
A: really gotta read that one lmao it pretty much discribes any teenager alive

8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?
A: i would LOVE to have linux redhat on my PS2

9. Has your son radically changed his appearance?
A: what im not allowed to look good?

10. Is your son struggling academically?
A: always have ... computers got nothin to do with it

IM A HACKER or i just like online games and want to play with a better puter

SCORE 9/10 lol sadly i havnt played quake

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 1:30 pm

Ya a while back I made a funny test on that,see how you score.

http://www.iceteks.com/comedy/hacker-test.htm

Your son's Hacker score: 1709
Your son is a very good hacker! Quick! Pull the plug, call for backup ...DO SOMETHING!

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Death · Post by **Death** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:12 pm

LOL. That's one funny article. I enjoy how they emphasize the word "SON" too (So stereotypical, but I love it

). According to that acticle, I have formed up a range of statistics:

-Every user in Timmins subscribed to sympatico is a hacker, because they have asked to change their ISP numerous times

-If you know leetspeak, you're probably a hacker. Grownups just don't know how to decipher obvious spelling errors and numbers, go figure.

-If you use firefox or any other web browser besides IE, not only are you smart, you're probably a hacker lol.

-If you can spell "LINUX" instead of "LUNIX" and know what it means, you're one badass hacker

-Over 100 million people are on the computer for more than 15 hours a week, we have ALOT of hackers I would suppose

-If you ever put more RAM into your computer, you're probably a computer hacker.

-If your nickname is of some kind of rodent (IE: Red Squirrel, Black Squirrel, ect) or you have online character names deriving from boring Human Resource or Business definitions (IE: Amortization) then you are one clever hack indeed

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Streety · Post by **Streety** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:51 pm

Your son's Hacker score: 2528
your son is a super hacker! Umm, do you realize what kind of candy you will need to get him off that computer?

I didn't think I was that bad.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:27 pm

Furball wrote: -If your nickname is of some kind of rodent (IE: Red Squirrel, Black Squirrel, ect) or you have online character names deriving from boring Human Resource or Business definitions (IE: Amortization) then you are one clever hack indeed

LMAO hahahaha

Yeah I'll definatly call my mage that again when I somehow magically get runUO to work in linux.

Hey, linux, well that makes me even more a hacker now.

I also have to put more ram in that server, and perhaps a faster CPU.

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MikeDB · Post by **MikeDB** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:30 pm

Your son's Hacker score: 3736
Your son is a super duper hacker!

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Triple6_wild · Post by **Triple6_wild** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 7:40 pm

Your son's Hacker score: 3691
Your son is a super duper hacker! Umm, are you sure you already had 4 modems and 2 network cards in that computer?

haha not bad ^^

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