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- Red Squirrel
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After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough so the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The man said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me, I don't want to go deaf!"
So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama.
This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.
Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . .", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand
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The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The man said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me, I don't want to go deaf!"
So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama.
This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.
Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . .", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand
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lol
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*shakes head*
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......... Ouch..... I guess that's one way to do it!
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- Triple6_wild
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gotta love the red necks ><
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Red Squirrel wrote: and began to count, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . .", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand
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why do you post so meny pictures?
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If your hotlinking with out website permission you could get iceteks off the web.
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LORD DRATHCO wrote: why do you post so meny pictures?
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- Triple6_wild
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its true that its werth 1000 words ^^
like that crapping pic in reds sick thread .... not even 100000 words could make me feel sick unlike that pic
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like that crapping pic in reds sick thread .... not even 100000 words could make me feel sick unlike that pic
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- Red Squirrel
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haha. Another good example is tubgirl.
Oh, dear, now this thread's views will suddently go up because people will search for tubgirl and end up here.
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Oh, dear, now this thread's views will suddently go up because people will search for tubgirl and end up here.
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Tubgirl is nasty. For a fun prank to play on a co-worker or friend, blow up that picture on their desktop when they are away and launch a screensaver. The rest writes itself....Red Squirrel wrote: haha. Another good example is tubgirl.
Oh, dear, now this thread's views will suddently go up because people will search for tubgirl and end up here.
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Hahahaha! That would be nasty.
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