redneck fixing

Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 4:27 pm

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough so the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The man said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me, I don't want to go deaf!"
So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama.
This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.
Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . .", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand

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Death · Post by **Death** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 6:44 pm

lol

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MikeDB · Post by **MikeDB** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:52 pm

*shakes head*

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Pyr-O-Rgasm · Post by **Pyr-O-Rgasm** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:12 am

......... Ouch..... I guess that's one way to do it!

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Triple6_wild · Post by **Triple6_wild** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 6:22 am

gotta love the red necks ><

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richardj · Post by **richardj** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:22 am

Red Squirrel wrote: and began to count, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . .", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand

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MikeDB · Post by **MikeDB** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 1:33 pm

why do you post so meny pictures?

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MikeDB · Post by **MikeDB** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 1:34 pm

If your hotlinking with out website permission you could get iceteks off the web.

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richardj · Post by **richardj** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:17 pm

LORD DRATHCO wrote: why do you post so meny pictures?

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Triple6_wild · Post by **Triple6_wild** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 4:00 pm

its true that its werth 1000 words ^^

like that crapping pic in reds sick thread .... not even 100000 words could make me feel sick unlike that pic

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 5:40 pm

haha. Another good example is tubgirl.

Oh, dear, now this thread's views will suddently go up because people will search for tubgirl and end up here.

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Death · Post by **Death** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 10:36 pm

Red Squirrel wrote: haha. Another good example is tubgirl.

Oh, dear, now this thread's views will suddently go up because people will search for tubgirl and end up here.

Tubgirl is nasty. For a fun prank to play on a co-worker or friend, blow up that picture on their desktop when they are away and launch a screensaver. The rest writes itself....

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 10:37 pm

Hahahaha! That would be nasty.

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