the ass

Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 1:24 pm

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on
being told that there was a fortune in horse racing,
decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. However
at the local auction, the going price for horses was so
high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured
that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter
it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in
third! The next day the local paper carried this headline:
’PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS’ The preacher was so pleased with
the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this
time it won. The paper read: ‘PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT’
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that
he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another
race. The paper headline read: ’BISHOP SCRATCHES
PREACHER'S ASS’

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the
preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to
give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline
the next day read: ’NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN’ The Bishop
fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get
rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00.
Next day the headline read: ’NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00’

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to
buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains where it could
run wild and free. Next day, the headline in the paper
read: ‘NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE’. The Bishop
was buried the next day.

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Death · Post by **Death** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 5:07 pm

roflmao. That is hillarious

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 5:08 pm

Oh, and the subject gives it away. have to fix that. The bad word filter had ass filtered. I decided to take it off since it's too much of a vague word anyway.

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MikeDB · Post by **MikeDB** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 9:46 pm

ass ass mmm it feels good.

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upload420 · Post by **upload420** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 7:08 pm

is that a true story or what because that is some funny stuff

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rovingcowboy · Post by **rovingcowboy** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 7:35 pm

no it is not true.

it is a joke email i have seen it before,

the person that made the email just wanted to swear as much as they could and make it seem as if it was a real story.

red just likes jokes and posted it.

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MikeDB · Post by **MikeDB** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 8:11 pm

ass.

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