0-200

[Red Squirrel]

A couple had been debating the purchase of a vehicle for weeks. He wanted something practical like a pickup truck, and she wanted a fast little sports car, so she could zip through traffic around town. He would have even settled for any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

"Look," she said, "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. My birthday is coming up - maybe you could surprise me...."

And that's just what he did, all the while keeping in mind her request. For her birthday, he bought her brand new bathroom scales.

His service will be held this Friday at the Barclay Funeral Home. Due to the severity of the deceased's injuries, the casket will be closed.

ouch

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[Death]

Nice burn on the wife, but damn, that guy should have seen that one coming.

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[Red Squirrel]

I can just picture that.

"My wife can go 0-200 in about a second, man you should see that scale go!"



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[Death]

I can just picture that.

"My wife can go 0-200 in about a second, man you should see that scale go!"

While the husband talks to St. Peter at the pearly gates

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[Red Squirrel]

LOL ya

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[Death]

I can just picture that.

"My wife can go 0-200 in about a second, man you should see that scale go!"

While the husband talks to St. Peter at the pearly gates

While the husband talks to the devil and the imps snicker away

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[Pyr-O-Rgasm]

Oh man, that was funny!

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