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Hi all would someone be able to teach me how I can get a image to popup every time you log on?


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Something like this...

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Logon to windows? Or like a forum or something?


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Acutally Macintosh Windows and Linux.

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Oh, so is this a domain? Not even sure if you can add a mac to a windows domain...

But to make anything happen when you login, you can set up a login script. Usually these are located in \server
etlogon.

Hmm that calls for an article, I should write an article on setting up a windows 2003 DC.

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Well I don't care I was just hoping to start it off with just windows then make different versions of it... The whole piont off it is to piss off the person you make this "program" run on... soo If my mom logs on it will pop up showing what I have showen you (at the begining)

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Oh, in that case make that an html page or something and shove it in the startup folder for that partitulcar user. You need admin access to the machine though unless you all log on as the same user.

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Since my dad left I made my self the admin I know this computer inside and out... :s thats kinda creepy eh?


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Um the only folders for the user are...

Application Data
Document's
Cookies
Desktop
Favorites
Local Settings
Net Hood
Print Hood
SendTo
Start Menu
Templates
UserData

So what one do I put it in?

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Yeah. how is it going with all that anyway, can't be an easy thing to go through especially at your age.

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It's going ok I just pretend hes at work forever.

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I guess that could work. :D

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Mikwiththestick wrote: Um the only folders for the user are...

Application Data
Document's
Cookies
Desktop
Favorites
Local Settings
Net Hood
Print Hood
SendTo
Start Menu
Templates
UserData

So what one do I put it in?
Go in start menu then startup.

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lol :D anyways what folder do i put it in?

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opps..

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awesome it works... Well sort of, It opens it up in a new internet window... How can I make it open in a popup window? would it have to do with the coding?

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Hmm, i disabled pop-ups

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Mikwiththestick wrote: awesome it works... Well sort of, It opens it up in a new internet window... How can I make it open in a popup window? would it have to do with the coding?
Yeah you'd have to use javascript or something. But you're better off with a normal html window. But if you really want to piss her off make it a ms-dos batch file with the message and some kind of loop so the window does not close, then make it go full screen. :D

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well im not that smart yet so just wait.

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Were can can i get windows xp home edtion :grade11math:

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Oh yes guys this is my little brothe.r ^^

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