Golf tee

Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 6:07 pm

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a gas
station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The gas station
attendant obviously knows nothing about golf, greeting the golf
star in a typical Irish manner, completely unaware of his identity.
"Top of the mornin' to you, sir," says the attendant. Tiger nods a
quick "hello," and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he
does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are those?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees,"
replies Tiger. "Well, what on the good earth are they for?"
inquires the Irishman. "They're for resting my balls on when
I'm driving," says Tiger. "Jaysus, sweet Mary and Joseph,"
says the Irishman, BMW tinks of everything! "

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travis · Post by **travis** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 6:14 pm

hahaha, good one.

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MikeDB · Post by **MikeDB** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:11 pm

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Pyr-O-Rgasm · Post by **Pyr-O-Rgasm** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:37 pm

Haha, that's great.

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