he spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to re-kindle it.
One night he came home from work and found his wife asleep in bed.
He thought to himself, "What can I do to show I still love her?"
He proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his wife. Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure.
After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed.
Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth.
When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her legs.
He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here?"
She said, "Shhhh!" pointing at the bed, "You'll wake your mother."
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Shhhhhh
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damn red your really starting to get into the dirty ones now
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Wait what?
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lol ya, it's the only ones I find these days
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Dude, nooooooo. ...Hey wait, that reminds me ...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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“Buttered toast always lands buttered side down; cats always land feet first; tie a piece of buttered toast onto the back of a cat and it can never hit the floor!”
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Weird, in that screenshot it shows that LCTR counter thingy, I get the same on my DVD, is that part of the movie or something?! Quite annoying really. I still have not watched it, only poped it in my dvd drive for a few minutes, need to find a time where my parants are gone so I can crank the sound.
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