Random topic

Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 4:25 pm

Yeah this is just a random topic because we need some activity here.

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Triple6_wild · Post by **Triple6_wild** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 5:30 pm

i know i should be helping more with keeping it active here but i dont really know what to start topics for

iceteks has always bin my home page (well one tab of the group) and i always read the new stuff when i open mozilla so if ya want i can try n post every time i start mozilla just to keep active

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 5:31 pm

Yeah posts on nearly anything do the trick.

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Triple6_wild · Post by **Triple6_wild** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 5:33 pm

aight i will try to post at least once a day no matter how cheeze my posts are

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Death · Post by **Death** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:36 am

Oh no. I hope we don't go back to posting "attractive keywords" such as "nice tits" or "funny pussy" again

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:38 am

Man I should of done that an hour ago we were being run down by search engine bots so they'd pick it up.

Porn sells.

So keywords that attract people = more ad impressions.

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Death · Post by **Death** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:50 am

There once was a man named "Dick" who loved to watch the "tits" fly through the air as his "pussy" cat sat on his lap and purred softly. He also enjoyed calling his neighbor a "boob" because he did not like him very much. While he was fiddling through his "box" of tools, he accidently cut his hand and got a big "axe wound" so he ran to his neighbor's house (Even though he hated him) and asked for a band-aid which his neighbor slid through the mail "slot".

That should bring up some nice keywords

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:53 am

I can just imagine.

We can't forget the axe penitration either, lot of blood involved, squirting all over the floor, drying up and making it sticky. ( blood does not really get sticky but let's just say it does

)

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Death · Post by **Death** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 1:05 am

haha, blood could be sticky if it's that fake corn syrup stuff.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 1:09 am

You you need to use some kind of lubrication to get it off the floor, like WD-40 or something.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 11:42 am

Man I'm so much in the hole right now. -613774318 Only thing helping it is doing news posts and forum posts, and the occasional donation to the fund.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 11:53 am

Looks like some guy landed here and is mad because it was not what he was looking for.

There's 33 megs of logs since a few days ago, dumping it into my server's DB and it looks like the matrix or something, just zooming by the screen super fast. There's a whole proceedure to the dumping process to ensure there's no duplicates.

I'll check what this guy typed in yahoo to land here.

Did not realize the thread would have taken affect this quick though, I guess those bots last night were crawling all over the site and get this topic on time.

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Triple6_wild · Post by **Triple6_wild** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 1:20 pm

you guys are so mean

think about it

alot of guys with E.D are gonna be mad at you when thay "cum" here after trying hours to get there wanker hard just to lose it well reading your post

then thay are gonna have to spend another few hours trying to get it up again cuz you broke there consentration

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 3:41 pm

Talk about a sticky situation.

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Pyr-O-Rgasm · Post by **Pyr-O-Rgasm** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 3:45 pm

I knew this gay named Jack. We were making lawn ornaments. He was making one with animals on it. I told him to screw the dog on it first. Then screw the horse on. It looked better that way, and bigger. He didn't know if he wanted to screw a pig on it though. We had sharp tools and kept hurting ourselves. He had a prick in his hand. He wrapped a bandage tight around his prick.

Some keywords for the pervs.

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manadren_it · Post by **manadren_it** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 3:47 pm

You guys and your misleading keywords. Talking about those "huge tits" you saw flying if you backyard yesterday. You guys are such "humongous boobs", screaming "wet pussy" every time you give your cat a bath. You'd probly note the new Chinese new year and ask if it was the year of the "cock". Especially seeing as some of you are "Barely Legal" driving age. All these "Amateur Teen Sex" jokes are making me sick. And you guys pretend to be "Hardcore" PC enthusiasts.

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Pyr-O-Rgasm · Post by **Pyr-O-Rgasm** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 3:52 pm

I HAVE to see the search results for people who find this site. Red should post them.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 3:53 pm

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 3:53 pm

Pyr-O-Rgasm wrote: I HAVE to see the search results for people who find this site. Red should post them.

Yeah I will once they start landing here. Our top referer right now is tubgirl because of a topic that talks about the dangers of high pressure jets in tubs...

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Pyr-O-Rgasm · Post by **Pyr-O-Rgasm** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 3:56 pm

A preteen shouldn't look at porn.

Has anyone seen that old movie Lolita? What is it about?

This post might bring un-welcome visitors.

But I can't wait to laugh at the search results it brings!

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Triple6_wild · Post by **Triple6_wild** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 5:51 pm

hey everyone pick a pornographic keyword and we can make a game out of this .... most hits from google with your word wins lol red posts the stats at the end of the month lol

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Pyr-O-Rgasm · Post by **Pyr-O-Rgasm** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 6:57 pm

Hmmm.... I'd have to choose "pussy". That is probably the most searched for term.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 7:11 pm

I say tubgirl, with this new topic they may land here instead of the other topic.

at any given time when I look at the online list, I see someone viewing that topic.

I checked now just for fun, and sure enough there was someone viewing it.

I don't suggest anyone to actually search for that though... The topic here is safe because it's something else, but the "real" tubgirl.. don't search for it trust me.

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Pyr-O-Rgasm · Post by **Pyr-O-Rgasm** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 11:21 pm

RAWFUL!

Damn, that's great.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 11:34 pm

What's funny is that topic has over 2000 views on it, and people must be depressed to only find a link to some safety site.

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