You know you have a bad day when...
You have to get up at 6:00am to go catch your plane that leaves at 8:00, the screener people escort you aside because they think your razor kit is a bomb, then you just make it to your plane at 8:04 when the engines start up. At around 9:30 the plane starts making these weird noises and shakes as you hear quick scarce screems from people, life goes on for a bit, then suddently the plane engines stop and you feel the plane descending and hear the voice from the pilot "please take parachutes from above, this is an emergency proceedure, do not panic" as every scrambles for a parashute. You end up with some 1940's one and you don't even know if it works.
Finally it's your turn to jump off, on your way out of the plane you bang yourself on the wing and freefall until you manage to pull the cord and realize your parachute is broken but seems to somewhat still work.
As you approach the ground, you notice...
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