Windows XP source Code

[Red Squirrel]

Some people have hacked into Microsoft and stolen their Windows XP code and here it is. I am sure that they would love any improvements for the next version.

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#include <windows.h>
#include <system_errors.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

main()
{
    if (detect_cache())
        disable_cache();

    if (fast_cpu())
        set_wait_states(lots);

    set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
    set_mouse(action, jumpy);
    set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

    printf("Welcome to Windoze 3.999 (we might get it right \n        or just call it Chicargo)
");

    if (system_ok())
        crash(to_dos_prompt);
    else
        system_memory = open("a:swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

    while(1) {
        sleep(5);
        get_user_input();
        sleep(5);
        act_on_user_input();
        sleep(5);
        if (rand() < 0.9)
            crash(complete_system);
    }
    return(unrecoverable_system);
}

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[Chris Vogel]

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 while(1) {
       sleep(5);
       get_user_input();
       sleep(5);
       act_on_user_input();
       sleep(5);
       if (rand() < 0.9)
           crash(complete_system);

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[Red Squirrel]

[quote=takahita_tsukino]

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 while(1) {
       sleep(5);
       get_user_input();
       sleep(5);
       act_on_user_input();
       sleep(5);
       if (rand() < 0.9)
           crash(complete_system);[code]
 :lol:  :roflmao2: [/quote]
:roflmao2:  :roflmao2: LOL  I never really noticed that part.  :roflmao2:  :lol: 

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