of a local Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade. The teacher
said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me
Liberty, or give me Death?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for
Martinez, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775." "Very good! Who said
'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish
from the earth'?" Again, no response except from Martinez: "Abraham Lincoln
1863." said Martinez. The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should
be ashamed. Martinez, who is new to our country, knows more about its
history than you do." She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans." "Who
said that?" she demanded. Martinez put his hand up. "Jim Bowie,
1836." At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The
teacher glares and asks "All right! Now,who said that?" Again,Martinez
says, "George Bush at dinner with the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991." Now
furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" Martinez jumps out of
his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to
Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" Now with the
class almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little
. If you sayanything else, I'll kill you." Martinez frantically yells at the top of
his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001." The teacher fainted. And as
the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh
,we're in BIG Trouble!" Martinez said,
"Saddam Hussein April 9th 2003."
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