Merry Christmas!

Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:35 pm

I'll probably be on and off throughout the few days so saying it now.

[size=26pt]Merry Christmas everyone![/size]

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Colors of Wanker · Post by **Colors of Wanker** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 6:52 pm

What!?!?! I thought it was Easter! Shit now I gotta go and redecorate my house!

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Death · Post by **Death** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:17 pm

Colors of Wanker wrote:What!?!?! I thought it was Easter! Shit now I gotta go and redecorate my house!

I could just see it now

"Why is this fat man here and where's my freaking eggs?!"

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Thu Dec 25, 2008 12:08 am

*noticed white fur on santa*

OMG, you killed the Easter bunny! you BASTARD!!!1 *charges towards Santa and gives a bodycheck into the Christmas tree*

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jrhather · Post by **jrhather** » Thu Dec 25, 2008 1:39 am

Colors of Wanker wrote:What!?!?! I thought it was Easter! Shit now I gotta go and redecorate my house!

No no, it's not zombie Jesus day....it's xmas. And a merry one at that.

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DOCTOR THUNDER · Post by **DOCTOR THUNDER** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 8:30 am

I had a GREAT xmas! This year I spent it with my gf's family and it was a lot different than what I am used to.

My family's xmas: Wake up, come downstairs to the aroma of cinnamon candles and the sounds of christmas music. My mom is up baking and she cheerfully says good morning and merry christmas. I get a big hug and she offers me some fresh hot cocoa.

My gf's christmas: I get over there xmas eve, her mom greets me by rubbing her tits on my chest and grabbing my butt. We have a few beers and guess what, there are still presents to wrap. We are up till 1am wrapping presents and finally call it a night. We are sleeping on the futon in the living room. 7am the phone rings and I hear her mom answer it with "Cocksucker!"

I like my gf's family gatherings a lot better.

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Colors of Wanker · Post by **Colors of Wanker** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 6:50 pm

DOCTOR THUNDER wrote:I had a GREAT xmas! This year I spent it with my gf's family and it was a lot different than what I am used to.

My family's xmas: Wake up, come downstairs to the aroma of cinnamon candles and the sounds of christmas music. My mom is up baking and she cheerfully says good morning and merry christmas. I get a big hug and she offers me some fresh hot cocoa.

My gf's christmas: I get over there xmas eve, her mom greets me by rubbing her tits on my chest and grabbing my butt. We have a few beers and guess what, there are still presents to wrap. We are up till 1am wrapping presents and finally call it a night. We are sleeping on the futon in the living room. 7am the phone rings and I hear her mom answer it with "Cocksucker!"

I like my gf's family gatherings a lot better.

I take it for one that she has nice big titties and for two that her filthy mouth is made for cocksucking? So are we to assume she is a MILF?

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