Chuck Norris.

jrhather · Post by **jrhather** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:14 pm

Is blue, wanders ALL of Felucca.
Randomly appearing, disappearing for no reason.
Attacks neg karma creatures on sight.
There can be only one.
He can kill both you AND your mount with one hit, even while hidden.
Telehits like Miasma/Flurry etc.
For a million gold cheque can be hired for one day MAX. Is in permanent guard mode. Doesn't respond to commands.

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Death · Post by **Death** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:21 pm

Best I ever heard was: "Chuck Norris has legendary ninjitsu without a 120 scroll" or "Chuck Norris afk macros".

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jrhather · Post by **jrhather** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:12 pm

I'm completely serious.

Imagine advertising this...Age of Valor....blah blah blah now with more Chuck Norris!

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dprantl · Post by **dprantl** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:11 pm

There was actually such a thing on this shard, it was called "Death". It would not attack you unless you attacked first, then it would just pwn you in one hit. It would also chase/track you like a supreme revenant.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:26 pm

There is no Chuck Norris on this shard. This shard is on Chuck Norris.

Actually I should make it so the harrower has a 1/100 chance of spawning as him

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geezushhchrist · Post by **geezushhchrist** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:03 pm

the harrower or the true harrower?

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Nexus Graveheart · Post by **Nexus Graveheart** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:35 pm

dprantl wrote:There was actually such a thing on this shard, it was called "Death". It would not attack you unless you attacked first, then it would just pwn you in one hit. It would also chase/track you like a supreme revenant.

That thing is a pain in the ass. A few of us kept running into and out of a dungeon once trying to get one hit on him before he hit us. Then after the event Brunus tells us he can't be killed and any way.

Fun event though, once you managed to leave the part of the dungeon that he was in, in one piece.

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Shaggy · Post by **Shaggy** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:34 pm

Chuck Norris doesnt need animal taming, Chuck Norris' AW listens in fear of a Chuck Norris Round House Kick.

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Shaggy · Post by **Shaggy** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:37 pm

Red Squirrel wrote:There is no Chuck Norris on this shard. This shard is on Chuck Norris.

Actually I should make it so the harrower has a 1/100 chance of spawning as him

If so he should drop Chuck Norris' Cowboy Boots. With the mod Hit Everything 100%

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dprantl · Post by **dprantl** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:50 pm

Shaggy wrote:
Red Squirrel wrote:There is no Chuck Norris on this shard. This shard is on Chuck Norris.

Actually I should make it so the harrower has a 1/100 chance of spawning as him
If so he should drop Chuck Norris' Cowboy Boots. With the mod Hit Everything 100%

What? Chuck Norris hits with 110% accuracy.

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Plastic Man · Post by **Plastic Man** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:37 pm

Chuck Norris is a lily b*tch, get off his nuts. Hes not nearly cool enough for the hype he has been getting in the last few years. I mean wtf Jason Stathan CAN kick his ass, Chuck has even said he wouldnt want to fight him in an interview. I mean seriously, F*** Chuck, hes just an old, nerdy b*tch now, get over him.

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DOCTOR THUNDER · Post by **DOCTOR THUNDER** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 4:06 pm

Plastic man, you obviously have not seen Lone Wolf McQuade. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQkyi1_l6po about 2 minutes into it, you get to see some real mopar power.

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Plastic Man · Post by **Plastic Man** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 11:45 pm

Nah, I've seen it. I won't say hes not good, but compared to alot of people out there these days hes a lily bitch, and people are way to on his nuts and just need to gtfo them. He's not even half as cool as all the Chuck Hype. Get over him.

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dprantl · Post by **dprantl** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:37 am

But the fact that he's a small short wimp makes the jokes even more funny.

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jrhather · Post by **jrhather** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 9:10 am

Plastic Man wrote:Nah, I've seen it. I won't say hes not good, but compared to alot of people out there these days hes a lily bitch, and people are way to on his nuts and just need to gtfo them. He's not even half as cool as all the Chuck Hype. Get over him.

But thats the joke, everyone knows he's not the shit.

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