FOR RED: prostitutes are good too

DOCTOR THUNDER · Post by **DOCTOR THUNDER** » Sun May 11, 2008 10:13 pm

Red, for your enjoyment I will suggest getting to know one of the local "ladies of the evening" in your area. Its legal in canada, check out the canadian section in escortvault.com. For real though, my first lover was a dead fuckin fish. Then my second was a stripper at the local titty bar. She taught me stuff I didn't even know a woman could do. So yeah, take some of the donation money and invest in a working girl. You will thank me later.

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DOCTOR THUNDER · Post by **DOCTOR THUNDER** » Sun May 11, 2008 10:16 pm

I would suggest Madison Merlot of Sexy Lacy. Both of them look like they will rock your socks off. But AlissaBBW might take your fancy too, depends on how much cushion you like for your pushin.

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jrhather · Post by **jrhather** » Sun May 11, 2008 10:34 pm

Oh my god.

Thats awesome.

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DOCTOR THUNDER · Post by **DOCTOR THUNDER** » Sun May 11, 2008 10:34 pm

i swear Canada has the most shy prostitutes ever. As soon as I cross the border I am lookin for girls walkin the streets. I say "Hey baby, wanna party" or "how much for some boom-boom?" Most of them just ignore me or start walking the other way. What the hell? You northern yoopers really gotta get with the program.

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dprantl · Post by **dprantl** » Sun May 11, 2008 10:41 pm

You know it's past 10pm when doc posts and you can tell he's wasted

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DOCTOR THUNDER · Post by **DOCTOR THUNDER** » Sun May 11, 2008 10:51 pm

yeah, the 5am alarm clock comes pretty early. Its gonna be a long day tomorrow, I just know it.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun May 11, 2008 10:52 pm

Hahaha

I have no time for girls. I still need to finish the event system.

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DOCTOR THUNDER · Post by **DOCTOR THUNDER** » Sun May 11, 2008 11:00 pm

I think you need to come down to Lake Kabenung in August when I am gonna be there... I will personally take you down to this kick ass strip club in the Sault.

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DOCTOR THUNDER · Post by **DOCTOR THUNDER** » Sun May 11, 2008 11:05 pm

Red you better be nice, or else I will book you an hour with AlissaBBW... those girls do not take no for an answer.

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harlequin · Post by **harlequin** » Wed May 14, 2008 8:05 pm

dude ill be happy if the server goes offline for a couple of days for you to get some ass man lol

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Wed May 14, 2008 9:49 pm

Downtime is not acceptable. I need to keep it up all the time!

(this could mean more then one thing.

)

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DOCTOR THUNDER · Post by **DOCTOR THUNDER** » Wed May 14, 2008 10:11 pm

Red Squirrel wrote:Downtime is not acceptable. I need to keep it up all the time!

(this could mean more then one thing. )

red loves his coding in ways that might be illegal.

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harlequin · Post by **harlequin** » Wed May 14, 2008 10:27 pm

well he needs to code himself a virtual hooker or something lol maybe then hed stop sending chuck norris after me = / or kill my lumberjacker with a fishing pole = / damn why do i die to the gm so much = /

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Death · Post by **Death** » Wed May 14, 2008 10:29 pm

harlequin wrote:well he needs to code himself a virtual hooker or something lol maybe then hed stop sending chuck norris after me = / or kill my lumberjacker with a fishing pole = / damn why do i die to the gm so much = /

Well there was this time we spawned a bunch of dryads and red thought they looked hot.

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harlequin · Post by **harlequin** » Wed May 14, 2008 10:31 pm

but the dryads didnt kill no one red likes to purposely kill me lol

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Wed May 14, 2008 10:48 pm

LOL at the dryads.

But, they are hot. But then you put them in KR, and they look like whores.

:

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harlequin · Post by **harlequin** » Wed May 14, 2008 10:53 pm

laugh at the dryads but dosent say crap about killin me i think hes plotting to kill me again.....

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Thu May 15, 2008 7:39 am

[tile dryad set isparagon true...

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