Thou shalt work a day shift...

Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Mon May 11, 2009 5:41 pm

I get to rejoin the land of the living. Starting this Thursday, I'm officially on a day shift. Who knows what it will be like to not be tired during more than half of my free-time.... All I can say is:

Not working Saturday nights means the pool of ladyfolk from which I can get a date is larger.

The women who work the night shift I just left were all either morbidly obese, married, or too old (I'm not into cougars or grannies...). At least now I can go out and meet people more easily, rather then lament the slim pickings at work, and the crappy evenings off I used to have.

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Bookworm · Post by **Bookworm** » Mon May 11, 2009 7:36 pm

I've never had a night shift, though I tried to get one when I first got my job at the post office 25 years ago. I wanted to work nights so I could go to seminary during the day, but I was hired as a carrier, so that didn't work out.

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