Make a wish

Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 11:03 am

okay so i stole this from another forum i post on. but it's fun.

Make a wish. Such as "I wish i had a million dollars."

The the next poster grants you your wish...with a catch... such as: "You have a million dollars, but you gave up the lives of your family and friends to get it."

See where i'm going with this?

the poster also posts a wish they have after corrupting somebody else's wish.

I'll start.

I wish people would stop hating eachother because of the election.

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 1:19 pm

People will stop hating each other because of the election, but only because they will cease to feel all emotion and become cogs in the social/industrial machine.

I wish I didn't need sleep.

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Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 1:38 pm

You don't need to sleep ever. But you have to plug yourself into your computer via USB for 15 hours of every day or else you'll power down in the middle of the road and have to wait 2 days until solar power gives you enough energy to run home.

I wish i was through college so my girlfriend and i could start our lives together.

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 1:52 am

You a through with college, but ended up with a crap degree that will never land you a job and you'll end up working in a shoe store for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't have to drive anymore.

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 4:00 am

You don’t have to drive anymore, because you were given a life sentence for archiving your DVDs.

I wish it would snow.

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Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:21 am

It's snowing. But you live in CANADA!

I wish I could play fallout 3 all day and not go to school until i beat it, but not get demerits for skipping.

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:09 pm

Wish granted, but it will take you 12 years to beat it.

I wish I could wake up earlier.

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Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 1:13 pm

You now wake up at 1 AM every morning and can't fall back asleep until 10 PM.

I wish i could fly.

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flowergirlajg · Post by **flowergirlajg** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:45 pm

you can fly, but you constantly urinate whenever an attractive female comes withing 20 feet of you.

I wish I wasn't a failure.

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:21 pm

You will be a success in everyone else's eyes, but will forever suffer dissatisfaction with yourself.

I wish I always had energy to do what I should and want to do.

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Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:02 pm

You have limitless energy. But you're powered by a very unstable nuclear reactor located in your chest.

I wish I my girlfriend's parents were dead.

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:52 am

They are dead, but by your hand. As a result, you are serving life in prison with no chance for parole. You are stuck in a miserable situation for the rest of your life, contemplating daily how different things could be if you had more patience.

I wish work was more enjoyable than it is.

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:02 pm

Stasi wrote: They are dead, but by your hand. As a result, you are serving life in prison with no chance for parole. You are stuck in a miserable situation for the rest of your life, contemplating daily how different things could be if you had more patience.

I wish work was more enjoyable than it is.

Work is more enjoyable, but only just slightly, and your work day is extended to 16 hours.

I wish someone would pay a reputable moving company to move my sister this weekend.

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 2:25 am

Someone will pay a reputable moving company to move your sister this weekend. However, a hiring mistake resulting in the hiring of an irresponsible drunkard who will wreck the moving truck in such a fashion that she loses everything she didn't take with herself.

I wish that sleep came easy and consistently.

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 6:35 pm

You can now sleep easy and consistently, as you are in a coma.

I wish some 17 year old high school wench hadn't run into my car.

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Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:43 pm

She didn't run into your car. But you run into a burly 7 foot tall man named "Tiny." And he just got out of prison for aggravated assault.

I wish I could buy my girlfriend everything she wanted.

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:21 pm

You can buy everything your girlfriend wanted, but you got the money from a loan shark, he'll be removing your index finger in a week if you don't have the money to pay him back, after that, things get ugly.

I wish I had a truckload of gold.

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Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:42 pm

You have a truckload of gold, but all your family members died while stealing it. Also, each gold piece is shaped like an enormous penis.

I wish my Econ teacher wasn't such a douchebag

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:48 pm

Your econ teacher isn’t a douchebag; you’re just developing schizophrenia.

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:49 pm

Oops!

I wish my cell phone worked everywhere.

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flowergirlajg · Post by **flowergirlajg** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 6:38 pm

your cell phone works everywhere, but it is as big as your monitor.

I wish my toe did'nt get infected anymore.

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:26 am

It doesn’t, but only because it’s in a jar of formaldehyde beside your bed.

I wish I were in Ireland.

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:33 am

You are in Ireland, but the only living person there, in a country filled with zombies.

I wish I was in New Zealand.

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:47 am

Good news! You’ve been living in New Zealand for quite some time, but – bad news! – you’ve developed one of those annoying accents.

I wish I would get a pay rise.

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Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:52 pm

...you get a pay...rise...but you can never say, write, or type anything coherent again.

I wish I had an orange lamborghini mercielago LP640 with a black leather interior.

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