Would you Rather?

Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:31 pm

Excuse me, RED, you totally deleted the thread.

Simple rules, simple game.

Would you rather slide down a slide of razor blades into a pool of lemon juice, or eat a dead baby?

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:54 pm

Actualy it was me. that guy was uhhh weird. so just killed him off.

Actually, reminds me of this other guy we used to have, who had an avatar of an ejaculation (cartoonish) and had the weirdest masterbating stories ever. He was all over that stuff.

But back to the topic, think I'd prefer to eat a dead baby. It's already dead anyway so its not really cruel.

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Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:24 pm

Ok. . .now you make another one. Come on Red, get your head in the game.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:51 pm

Would you rather drink battery acid or put it in your eyes until you go blind?

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:56 pm

Drink.

Would you rather make love to a cheese grater or Paris Hilton?

(Isn’t this like the “or” game? And I saw your post, Reaper!)

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Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:28 pm

cheese grater, hands down, any day of the week.

Would you rather peel the skin back off your shin like a sardine tin, or push a thumb tack into your head.

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 3:34 am

Thumb tack.

Would you rather lose both your legs or just your dominant hand?

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flowergirlajg · Post by **flowergirlajg** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:14 pm

Dominant hand.

would you rather stab red to death, or watch chris vogel get beaten to death by a large, rabid violin?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:37 pm

I'd be kinda curious to see what a rabid violin is.

Forced to watch 12 hours of Tony Danza or Carrot Top?

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Sat Oct 25, 2008 2:02 am

Tony Danza. (Oh my!)

Would you rather beat manadren senseless with violins or beat manadren senseless with violins?

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flowergirlajg · Post by **flowergirlajg** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 8:25 pm

either or?

Would you rather write an essay to your mother about how babies or made, or explain it to a class of kindergarteners?

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 8:38 pm

Kindergarteners. They wouldn’t realize how clueless I am about the whole thing.

Would you rather have no mouse or no Internet access?

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Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 2:11 pm

No mouse (shortcuts ftw)

Would you rather have your fingers cut off on both hands with scissors or have the worst high possible at random intervals for a full day throughout your entire life?

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:54 am

High.

Would you rather go without food for a month or go without human interaction, including the Internet, for one year?

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fragged one · Post by **fragged one** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 7:52 am

food

would you rather work for walmart or be satan's bitch? (if there's a difference)

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Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:32 am

Wal-mart. At least they pay in money. Satan pays with inserting pinapples into your rectum.

Would you rather kill your only two children with a hammer or kill all your friends and your wife?

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 1:22 pm

Friends and wife. I don't have a wife and I don't have much of what I'd consider to be "friends".

Would you rather die a "natural" death alone, or die a violent death in the presence of loved ones?

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Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 1:31 pm

loved ones, every time.

Would you rather not be able to have sex ever, or be able to have sex but get pregnant every time you do it? (pretend you're pro-life)

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:41 pm

I'll go with getting pregnant every time, at least I'd make the news over it.

Would you rather touch the terminals of a 200,000 volt circuit with both hands, or slide down a giant cheese grater and land in vinegar?

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fragged one · Post by **fragged one** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:30 pm

both feet

would you rather be anally raped with a giant spiked dildo or have to give head to this guy: http://observantbystander.files.wordpress..../06/leslie1.jpg

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Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:58 pm

giant dildo any day.

Would you rather eat a 1 gallon jar of your own toenails or drink a 1 gallon jar of your own cold saliva?

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flowergirlajg · Post by **flowergirlajg** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:31 pm

saliva, anyday.
Would you rather catch your GF/BF making love to your best friend, of find your parents making love?

(hopefully nobody on the forum has experienced either)

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:13 pm

Parents, definitely, although I’m a bit curious to see how my boyfriend and female best friend would go about it.

Would you rather give up music or have to listen to three hours of Björk daily before you can hear yours? (I love Björk, but still.)

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flowergirlajg · Post by **flowergirlajg** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 6:47 pm

Bjork, ANYTIME.

Would you rather go out with Chris Crocker or Michael Jackson, if you had to?

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Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:40 pm

...omfg...I just googled "Chris Crocker." Found the youtube video, and watched it.

I'd have to say Chris Crocker cause he's probably the biggest pussy on earth. Not to mention I would love to destroy him emotionally. Yeah, it'd be extremely painful sex...for him...

Would you rather eat a full stick of Chap Stick, or eat 15 nickels.

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